why me ? 1000 yrs old yet bad luck parking

[protect freedom impeach bush now]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030819/168/50hvn.html&e=2&ncid=1756

1000+ years old and the owner of this vehicle picked the
wrong day to park next to this tree.

lets see....1000 years with 365 days per year....

...365,000 days one 'could have' parked/sat/slept/lived next to this
living giant, YET someone 'picked' the wrong day out of 365,000
earth days.

they better go buy a lottery ticket

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature

And she really gets annoyed by cars.

[zbdent]

2. That'll larn ya not to piss off an ent!

(as he slips on his One ring and disappears from mortal sight . . .)