I just cracked my head REALLY HARD on a ceramic towel bar..Whaaaa!

[ScreamingMeemie]

Man it hurts,it hurts it hurts.

[meegbear]

1. One question ....

why did you do that?

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Because I was in a hurry to squeeze another load of wash in and some

one in my house left a soggy towel on the floor in the corner of the bathroom, and I zooped down to pick it up and Whack!!!! Honest, I nearly brained myself.

[madrchsod]

my daughter smacked

her head on a fence gate...she put her head down to see why the gate wouldn`t open and it did..she caught me smiling.......

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. The kids were strangely silent...because leaving damp towels on the

floor of the bathroom is a mommy killer here. I applaud them for their ability to hold it in though.

[liberalnurse]

2. Is Mr. Grumpy there?

He will have to do neuro checks.....Maybe a complete physical too.
Try and make a positve! :bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Sadly, he is working. I wonder if he'd leave if I called???

:evilgrin:

[liberalnurse]

8. Well, he'd have to make sure you respond to stimuli....

on a fixed schedule for 24 hours......Tell him it's a tough job but he's the one to do it......

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Printing and copying this reply. After all a nurse told me so!

;-)

[liberalnurse]

11. You go girl!

It's your safety we have in mind.....I developed this treatment plan just for you. :)

[RushIsRot]

6. You REALLY need to avoid bars!

Bars can get folks into a lotta trouble.

I hope your pain subsides soon.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Housekeeping=PAIN

[Blue_Chill]

10. Go take a painkiller and plot revenge

on the messy person who caused your current misery.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Messy person currently folding last load of laundry.

:-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Owwie!

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Ohhh that is too cute. Pink for girls, blue for boys. I used to make boo

boo bunnies out of washcloths for the kids. :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I love the washcloth ones!

I never had one though...I just keep a pack peas in the freezer especially for owwies. They aren't nearly as cute.

[TrogL]

29. isn't that rather sexist

I happen to dislike that particular shade of blue - I'd go with the pink.

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. Probably, but aren't Mommys allowed to be sexist when it comes to

boo boo bunnies??:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. Good for you

I don't understand why so many men feel that wearing or owning something pink affects their male image.

I think a lot of men would look sexy in pink.

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. I agree. I bought my husband a pink oxford, because he will wear

nothing else when he gets out of his uniform, and it hangs there in the closet. I can't wear it...I look horrid in pink.

[Philosophy]

15. This started out sounding like an "ask me anything" post

Are you taking questions anyway?

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Sure. Backwards may be replys head injury sustained of because...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Well if you weren't an elitist and purchased an aluminum one like everyone

else..it wouldn't have happened. Next time try not being such an aristocrat. It was instant karma for your excesses. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. It came with the house-honest-but then I miss your point. I will change

towel bars immediately, at my expense so as to not offend anyone with my elitism, or discriminate against aluminum towel bar owners on this forum. :evilgrin: :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. oh sure now you are going to remodel and advertise it on DU

while others are out of work???

( a chance to view circular reasoning for its true function)

[ScreamingMeemie]

ummm...I will hire an unemployed aluminum towel bar installer, invite his

children over to play so he doesn't have to hire a babysitter, and feed them as well---or is that too condescending??

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. You know you're just doing it so you can get a bargain by taking advantage

of his vulnerable status but if it makes you feel all high and mighty to do that...

( do I get an academy award for this or a boot in the head?)

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. An academy award-for the hood of your car. You're too damn funny

to boot in the head. Too many head injuries in this thread already.

[short bus president]

19. How many fingers am I holding up?

You can't tell?

Oh Gawd! I think it's serious!

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. Twelve???

am I right?

[short bus president]

27. Hey, I'm not

from West Virginia! You take that back!

:P

it was said in humor, people. do not send the w va lynch mob after me. and alabama: know how lucky you are i thought of w va first.

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. You must be one of them thar Wisconsin peoples then...?

;)

[Shanty Oilish]

20. Towel bars are eevil.

It's called the malevolence of inanimate objects. Universally observed phenomenon.
Don't even think of heaping on extra towels to pad the thing so it won't hurt you so bad next time. They'll fall off. So you can bend down to get them, come up and... :hurts:

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. and it was right on the corner of it too. Still throbbing. I have expected

to feel a dent there. Funny thing is, we don't even use the darn thing-here at the Grumpy's we prefer the floor.

[Lady Freedom]

22. Hope your OK?

@---',------ (a rose for you!)

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Thank you, I am doing much better.

Especially now that so many have joined me in feeling sorry for myself over my own stupidity.

;-)

A hug in return to you in the hopes that you will soon get over feeling blue. ((((Hug))))

[Lars39]

28. Glad your noggin's feeling better, Mrs G!!!

Ya gotta quit trying to maim yourself!!! :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. THis is true, and it all starts in the bathroom. Go figure. First my eye

tangles with the shower curtain, now the towel bar is after my head. I may be onto something here. :)

[TrogL]

33. Call for help if you start

• feeling sleepy
  
• feeling like you're going to throw up
  
• feeling dizzy
  
• slurring your words
  
• getting confused
  
• seeing black spots or stars
  
• dropping things
  
• getting clumsy
  

You may have a concussion.

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. I am feeling a bit better. Just wounded pride, and a smarting head.

I've been icing it. :-) Thank you.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. Wow, you must've really

hit hard!

Hope you're better soon!

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. thanks, I'll be okay. Just don't ask my family. They'll fill in on how

many times I have done something just as stupid as this. :D

[oneighty]

41. I can feel your pain. Ouch!

(((Hug)))

180

[opihimoimoi]

42. WOOD GeT THE WOOD KINE

Mo bettah for the hits on the head, less pain/ouchies.

sending plans w fish and poi.

Opi