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(AP)--The Eccumenical Council of Churches has officially drafted a proposal that the "H." in the interjection "Jesus H. Christ" be changed to a "W.".
Clerics have long since suggested that, since George W. Bush is indeed the Second Coming of Christ, His middle initial would be better suited than "H."
"Nobody seems to even remember what the 'H.' stands for," stated Pastor Cletus Doctorkiller of the Sons of the Soil Babtist Tabernacle. "We assumed is stood for "Holy", or possibly "Henry". We just don't know at this point. But there's no doubt about what the "W." stands for--it stands for "George "W." Bush", the President of our Great Nation, and slayer of the heathen Mud Races.
While Protestant leaders seem unified on this decison, some Catholics are still undecided, and are awating a decison from their spiritual leader, Pope John W. Paul II.
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