Screw the Lounge. We need a Grotto.

[short bus president]

21 and over, open bar. Live music. Plenty of dark private spaces to slip into and get away for awhile. No freetards allowed.

Who's with me? I'll set up a paypal account to take your donations...

[Khephra]

1. Got my groups confused...

Nevermind...

I hate it when you ruin your own joke.

:-(

[short bus president]

25. Pull up a jacuzzi jet, anyway, Kef

you don't have to be funny in the Grotto.

[Noon_Blue_Apples]

2. 21 and over?

You guys get screwed everyday in the US and have no clue.

Move the Grotto to Montreal - women, wine, pot and freedom.

[short bus president]

4. We have not yet discussed

where to construct the Grotto. Your suggestion is duly noted. How much does an acre cost near the top of the mountain?

[fishnfla]

20. Grotto motto?

"we will leave no stone unturned in our quest for ???????"

[fishnfla]

21. Grotto Lotto?

quick pics, etc.?

[Fenris]

5. Is that true?

:hi:

[blondeatlast]

3. I'm in . . .

Cool. Dark. A little Cole Porter, Gershwin. A smashing martini . . .

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--now that's the ticket.

Just where is this paradise? I'm thinking it might work for my backyard!

[short bus president]

9. Now, see this is gonna be a problem

I think the guy coordinating Grotto construction efforts should get to put it in his own backyard, but maybe I'm not entirely impartial. Or,

"Hey, maybe there is no Grotto. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things."

"Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the Grotto is the place inside each of us, created by our uninhibited lust for skimpy clothing and alcohol."

"Ohhh! ... Nah, they said there would be martinis."

apologies to Lenny & Carl

[wtmusic]

6. Does lounge conversation really sink to that depth?

Sorry.

[short bus president]

11. Sometimes,

and other times it's positively bubbly.

[thom1102]

7. Will it have a special gay section?

or will it be progressive enough that if I hit on a hot straight guy, he would just smile and say "sorry, dude, I play for the other team, but I am flattered":shrug:

[short bus president]

10. we're all friends here

there will be no homophobia in the Grotto.

[thom1102]

12. YEA!!! Bring on the grotto!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :beer: :bounce: :bounce:

[Lars39]

8. You're about 110 yrs too late with this idea, SB.

J.A. Wayland had a socialist community at Ruskin Cave in 1894. They still don't know how deep the "pond" in the cave is. The temp is a welcome relief to the heat, though. Cool breeze....probabley 15 degrees cooler. :)

[short bus president]

13. Yeah, see,

I'm frightened of waters of unknown depth. I'd be no fun at all in that Grotto.

[Lars39]

14. Me, too. I like to know I can touch bottom! : )

[LynneSin]

15. As long as it's not Grotto's Pizza

That stuff is worse than the gunk you pull out of Yak hair but it's a Delaware institution and folks from the state seem to love it!

[short bus president]

18. no pizza in the Grotto

we're luau style all the way.

[LynneSin]

38. Grotto's Pizza

http://www.grottopizza.com/

You could lube a car with that crap!

[Lady Freedom]

16. Too much water!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zpWM1yZu9okC:


I'd be more at home here! :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

23. Don't worry, dear

the water's warm. No shrinkage.

[Lady Freedom]

27. I HATE water!

Water scares the hell out of me!

I'll stick with this

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

17. 21 and over, my ass!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!

[short bus president]

22. Ooh! Seizure flowers!

Just for that, I'll see if we can't find you a quality fake ID. And don't worry even if we can't - I know the bouncer. ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. Good!

Because no decent grotto is complete without Maggie, dammit! and hey, the ID better look like me! :D

[fishnfla]

19. Grotto! Great!

i personally hang out in a root celler, but hey, thats just me

[short bus president]

26. "root cellar"

= Australian grotto.

[supernova]

28. Sound good, I get dibs

on this guy.. The grotto will simply not achieve the ultimate level of coolness without him.

[Lady Freedom]

29. If you get that I want...

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :evilgrin:

[supernova]

30. You can have him,

does nothing for me. :shrug:

[Lady Freedom]

31. Hear that Van damme?

supernova says your all mine! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[supernova]

32. Smokin'

in more ways than one....

*whew - wipes brow* It's really hot in here!

[Lady Freedom]

35. Your telling me!

:nuke: Prrrrrrrrrrrr!

[VelmaD]

33. I thought we were taking donations...

to get me to NC. Although I suppose we can do both. Would be nice if Grotto construction was complete in time for my visit. ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

41. Perhaps you've misread?

Dungeon construction was completed over the winter. We're all set that way.

[VelmaD]

47. I could be a Grotto girl too

It doesn't all have to be about glass rods and rubber mallets baby.

DV

[Patriot_Spear]

34. Everyone here knows that's the Playboy Mansion, right?

...just curious.

[supernova]

36. Between me and LF,

I think it's turning into the PlayGIRL mansion. :evilgrin:

[Patriot_Spear]

39. LF?

I'm dense, help me out...

[Lady Freedom]

43. hehehe! well...

that depends on what your dense on. she means the pics we've been posting on this post!

[Patriot_Spear]

45. LOL... I gotcha.

I'm afraid my Chippendale days (if I ever had any) are well and truly over.

I'm dense in the tradiotnal, middle-aged dad-of-two sort of way.

Good luck with your hunk hunt!

[Lady Freedom]

40. You tell them girl!!!!!!

[supernova]

42. Ooohhhhh! AAAAhhhh

C'mere boys!! I got bills to put in those thongs!! }(

[Lady Freedom]

44. you got that right!!!!!!!

come here daddy!

[supernova]

46. Erm, excuse me..

while I drool some more...

[Lady Freedom]

48. Speaking of drolling....

Cheek him out!

[bocadem]

37. __________OPEN BAR??????___________

I'm soooooooo there!

[Lady Freedom]

49. A big sorry to SBP!

I highjacked your post to a point! So I have started a new one so that yoy may talk more about your grotto!