What's the maximum amount of time you can

[short bus president]

fish around with your hand in the bag of chips, searching out the elusive "perfect handful," without looking like some kind of damn socially inept disgrace?

[Section_43]

1. I'm going to go out on a limb and say

27 seconds

[Fenris]

2. No more than ten or fifteen seconds

Just grab and go.

[cherryperry]

3. -0-

You must deal with your perfectionism by standing up and saying, "My name is short bus president and I'm a chip perfectionist." Then, simply eat the entire bag of chips and don't worry about what others think. Fuck them; in fact, perhaps you might want to do that instead!

[BlueJazz]

7. Yes, I agree, except that my technique

is a little different.
I just grab the whole bag, run like hell, find a dark corner, gorge myself on the whole bag,
and after finishing my bounty, make up some lame excuse like "Oh, excuse me, it was just a terrible misunderstanding"

[cherryperry]

11. May I join you in your dark corner? hmmmmmm? n/t

[BlueJazz]

13. Only if you bring some dip.

:)

[cherryperry]

16. Sour Cream and Onion or what do you prefer? n/t

[short bus president]

18. Still talkin' dip?

If I may be so bold as to suggest that both of you shy corner-dwellers stroll down to the Grotto, you might enjoy having a dip with us. Nobody's biting. Much. Yet.

[BlueJazz]

23. Clam or seafood would be nice

.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Does that include the time you spend picking up the ones you sloshed

out of the bag in your search,and sweeping up the one you just stepped on before your Sheltie gets to it?

[kixot]

5. 3-5 seconds.

Any more and you look lis a slob. It's a handful of potato chips for crying out loud!

[VelmaD]

6. What the hell...

is wrong with you dude? Go back to posting about sex. ;-)

DV

[dolo amber]

8. I must admit

when I first saw the subject line, I was almost dead sure the question was NOT going to be snack-food related...;)

[short bus president]

14. I had

a deep thought, alright? Big social occasion coming up for me - I've got to make sure I don't faux any pas.

BTW - I've got a great way for you to learn to eat funyons. :evilgrin:

[cherryperry]

17. Yeah, Velma, I tried

to seduce Radicalliberal, but he didn't take the hint (rats!) ...

[leftist_rebel1569]

9. A whole....whopping...amazing...0 seconds!

because I only rarely if ever eat potato chips

[Ohio Dem]

10. Less than five seconds.

So as to avoid the inevitable crushing of the other chips that goes with digging in the bag. In this way, you can find yet another perfect handful.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. I've never even thought about that...

I feel like such a cretin!

[Blue-Jay]

15. Just open up wide and tilt the bag back.

That always makes me TONS of new friends.

[cherryperry]

19. No worries, Blue-Jay,

I really wonder about short bus, but then I respond and have to also worry about myself!

[short bus president]

20. Hey CherryPerry!

[cherryperry]

25. Hey short bus president!

:loveya: :hi: :party:

[short bus president]

26. Aw, that's so sweet!

And we missed you in the Grotto last night...

;-)

[JackDragna]

21. I skip that step..

..and just tilt the bag into my mouth.

[short bus president]

22. very bohemian. n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. As long as you want... just buy your own bag

and don't share... F em.

[northzax]

27. weell, as much as you want to, i guess

if you're going to be so trashy as to eat chips out of a fucking bag, does it really matter if you get your grubby little paws all over everything? I mean really, get a bowl or something.

[cherryperry]

28. A bowl?

I bet you also eat your pizza with a knife and fork, don't you?

Come on, get down, loosen up!

[northzax]

29. knife and fork?

of course. but I guess you know how to eat Pizza and Italians don't.

sometimes when I have caviar on toast I eat with my hands. does that count?

[cherryperry]

30. ouch - ouch - ouch

I was merely commenting on you needing a bowl for chips; honey, you just might need that for the dip (if or when you use it) ... it sounded a teensy-weensy bit WASPY to me. Please forgive me. BTW, I wouldn't know how to or how one could eat caviar!!! Fish eggs? I did try to eat a partial spoonful at a party once and spit them out like Tom Hanks did in "Big"! Guess I'm too down-home for my own good!



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