Paging M.A.T.C.O.M.: It's THREADJACKING TIME!

[Zomby Woof]

[GOPisEvil]

1. I bet matcom's "working"...he never shows up until the afternoon.

I'm here, though. My boss, his boss and her boss are all gone! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

6. You all are suckers!

I have no boss - beat that! :D

[GOPisEvil]

2. Did you know I'm running for Gov. of California?

[LynneSin]

4. Whatchu looking at Willis?

[Zomby Woof]

7. That's just so wrong!

:D

[LynneSin]

11. What because it's Arnold and not you?

Admit it!

[Zomby Woof]

16. Hasta La Vista Baby!

I can pump you up with lots of Ahnoldness! :eyes:

[LynneSin]

Wrong Arnold

[Zomby Woof]

25. Like I am gonna conform!

I have to be difficult, or I wouldn't be the ZW you know and crave! :D

[GOPisEvil]

28. How 'bout this Arnold?

Green Acres is the place for me...

[Zomby Woof]

32. Farm livin' is the life for me!

DuhduhduhDUHduh CLAP CLAP!

[SOteric]

45. California Governor, Running for I am.

[LynneSin]

3. WOW, I haven't seen the Matcom Signal in awhile

It's good to have you back hun! We need more threadjacking assholes in the lounge!

[Zomby Woof]

9. Weeeee!

:bounce: Broccoli and yaks!

[GOPisEvil]

13. Broccoli, yaks and popcorn - oh my!

[LynneSin]

18. I prefer my Yaks with fava beans and a nice Chianti

and

[Zomby Woof]

24. slurpslurpslurpslurp

A census-taker tried to test me once.

[Raven]

5. I'm off to my painting class pretty soon.

Retirement is such hard work!

[LynneSin]

8. ACK, don't tell me Will's mom is joining the threadjacking assholes?

You could scar poor Will for life hooking up with those 3!!

[Raven]

17. When I first came here

I threadjacked alot because I didn't know any better. Now when I try to do it I can't. I'll just have to practice with "those 3".

[LynneSin]

29. But how will your son react?

knowing you're in cahoots with the likes of Matcom, GOPisEvil and ZombyWoof??

[underpants]

10. Where at the Home Depot? You know you can hired people

who already know how to do that.

[Raven]

14. NOT HOUSEPAINTING...

painting painting, like in art, except I wouldn't call what I end up with art. But it's fun.

[underpants]

20. Oh yeah the art, gotta have the art

:bounce:

[Raven]

27. What is life without art.

Is there sex after menopause?

[underpants]

35. Menopause?

Oh no I never pause that might end it.

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

12. Hey!

Post pics of your efforts when you can! :-)

[underpants]

15. Hey!

Mind your own damned business, when you can.

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

19. But I like knowing what flavor undies you are wearing!

Especially broccoli-flavored!

[GOPisEvil]

22. I just want to know what that yellow-ish stain is...

...er, maybe I don't! :scared:

[underpants]

30. Ask matcom he sent them to me like that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=43726

[GOPisEvil]

31. Now I REALLY don't want to know!

:scared:

[underpants]

34. Ever entertained the thought of buying thrift store underwear?

Sleep well.

[LynneSin]

33. Edit Note: I'm never changing my subject title again

I'm never changing my subject line again!

:mad:

[underpants]

23. Funny, that's what I am having for lunch

How did you know?:scared:

[Raven]

21. I love your signature

where'd you get it?

[underpants]

26. Well .................I was born with it.

I'm only what God made me.;(

Just kidding SoCalDem found them originally and then she and matcom saved them when the original site went down.

[Raven]

36. I got my Newfoundland a life jacket

and now she swims along with me when I take the kayak out.

[GOPisEvil]

37. You're good!

You must have purchased the M.A.T.C.O.M. correspondence course on thread-jacking. An excellent choice!

[Raven]

38. You have to have a scrambled brain

to be good at this. I am well qualified.

[GOPisEvil]

39. Don't I know it?

Standard equipment for thread-jacker brains...

[Raven]

40. Well, I'm off to art class...

I hope you guys find Matcom while I'm going. He should not be allowed to be unsupervised ... but maybe he has his ankle bracelet on.

[LynneSin]

41. ACHOO!!

A bump for Matcom since he's home now and missed all the fun!

[matcom]

42. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haven't you heard?

JESUS IS COMING.....ARE YOU READY? :P

[LynneSin]

43. Maybe that's why Zomby sent out the M.A.T.C.O.M signal

to let you know Jesus was on his way!

[Raven]

44. Jesus, my ass!

Why do dragonflies have different colors! Mine, at least aroun here, are a beautiful blue.

[LynneSin]

46. Why do birds suddenly appear?

Anytime you are near!

One of the great existential questions posed by "The Carpenters"