I just got back from the groomer

[Dookus]

Had my first real haircut in a couple years! Kept it buzzed myself using electric clippers for years, then since late last year, have let it grow out. Was almost shoulder-length.

BUT... I'm goin' to visit the parents tomorrow. A haircut was easier than listening to my mother bitch for a week.

[Bunny]

1. So you're all fluffed and buffed,

and smelling purty, are you? Your mom will be happy!

[Dookus]

2. yeah she will....

'specially since it's a surprise family reunion. She has no idea we're all showing up from all over the country. We're pre-celebrating my parents' 50th wedding anniversary in early September.