James Bond

[Toby109]

You know if James Bond were still alive today he would have caught Osama, the anthrax killer and Saddam by now without even breaking a sweat. And banged a couple of beautiful broads along the way. Where oh where are the James Bonds of yesteryear? And where in the fuck is my vodka martini?

[Touchdown]

1. He would've also

infiltrated Cheney's secret compound under a Wyoming mountain, complete with monorail, and bagged the bad guy and saved his white kitty from his lap.

Cheney would've drowned in a vat of oil attempting to escape Bond.

Bond then quips..."Oils well, that ends well".

Just then! The mountain begins to collapse under it's own weight, and Bond must escape with Mr. Bigglesworth before it's too late. He escapes in the nick of time to find Miss Suggestivename waiting in his Aston Martin (now made by Ford) and he shows her the autopilot feature as the seats recline into a bed.

Cue up music by washed out pop star.

[Pert_UK]

2. Errrr..........what?

"You know if James Bond were still alive today"

I'm confused....not only is he a fictional character, he's a fictional character who actually is still alive. The latest film was out last year and was, unfortunately, a big pile of steaming shit.

So...he is alive but isn't doing anything. Maybe he's hungover.....

P.

[SOteric]

3. I don't think

you're the one who's confused.

But here:



You can have a celebrational martini, anyway. Shaken, of course, not stirred.