Billy Connolly Gets Penis Caught in Zipper on a Flight from New Zealand

[Fenris]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=78025708&p=78xz64y4

Billy Connolly was left bleeding when he got his penis caught in his zip at 30,000 feet.

He's said to have howled in pain after the incident on board a flight from New Zealand.

<zip>

"So I just took a deep breath and gave the zip a big yank downwards. God, it was really sore. I was bleeding everywhere and my eyes were filling up."

POOR POOR MAN!

[Samuraimad]

1. was it the Beans or the franks?? eom

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[Fenris]

4. I'm guessing it was the former

:O

[StopTheMorans]

6. that was my first thought:)

n/t

[SpiralHawk]

7. Generally speaking, there is only one Frank per package

But then again, Things may be very different in Samurai-land.

[Samuraimad]

11. lmao...

thats funny.

[ibegurpard]

2. This is why I stopped not wearing underwear.

:hurts:

[XNASA]

3. Where's Mrs. Brown when you need her?

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[SpiralHawk]

5. Have some consideration

Please employ euphemisms when describing such tragic circumstances. Armageddon may be upon us, but delicacy has always crucial in the face of such preDICKaments.

I suggest: "...caught his Staff of Appollo in the mechancial device used to secure the fly on his trousers..."

[CBHagman]

8. At least he was a gentleman about it.

The article said that he realized that he'd neglected to zip up and did so because he didn't want to give anyone a fright! And then he didn't dare ask the flight attendant for help when he found he was in trouble.

At moments like that, medical assistance would be a godsend. Poor B.C.!

[GregW]

9. I wonder if he was using the "jobbie weecha"?

(A little humor for fans of the "Big Yin")

[Pert_UK]

13. Kids are mental - "Mum, I put my willy in the blender & it's sore!"

:evilgrin:

P.

[supernova]

10. Poor guy! Ouch!

I hope he's OK.

I really enjoy him both as a stand-up and actor.

[wellstone_democrat]

12. wear some damn underwear "stud"

and you won't have this problem. Moran

[markbark]

14. That's why I recommend button flys! (N/T)