someone calls you a pot dealer, how do you react

[JohnKleeb]

Poll question: someone calls you a pot dealer, how do you react

well :)

[Nikia]

1. No one has called me that

They have a hard time beleiving that I'd smoke pot let alone sell it. I have been told that the proper response is always "Dude, I don't know what you're talking about."
Just to clarify: I am not a pot dealer.

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. Tell them...

"pot is for sissies. Want to buy some heroin?"

[HEyHEY]

3. "wanna buy some pot?"

[JohnKleeb]

4. nah man

[tjwash]

5. Pot is BAD, check out those commercials!

/sarcasm

[moof]

6. Sorry no pots, would you be interested in some nice tupperware.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

7. Kleeb... You're not dealing the chronic again, are you?.......

Don't make me call Sergeant Stadenko.

[JohnKleeb]

8. well I got accused of it

but it was a bs accusation.

[Nikia]

9. Who accused you?

You don't seem like the type.

[JohnKleeb]

12. some one time classmate of mine in elementary

of course I had a rock solid ailbi, my dad knows I was home all day on friday.

[BBradley]

14. Did they tell the school officials or something?

Because if that's the case, deny, deny, deny, and then get angry that they'd even accuse you of doing something like that. Incredulity is key. Otherwise, who cares? If your parents have your back then you should be fine.

[JohnKleeb]

18. well my folks do got my back

I know we go to the same school and all, but the kid who accused me doesnt go to HHS, goes to some school in Loundon instead. Also, I got a rock solid ailbi and I myself have never tried pot despite my support for legalization.

[BBradley]

19. They politely told me to leave HHS

I'm too much of a free spirit for some of the administrators apparently. Meh, oh well, I graduate earlier at my new school anyway.

[JohnKleeb]

21. damn dude

well tough stuff. Gepford has a young dems club now, and I am head researcher. Well congrads on graduation in advance. Yeah Werner is a dick, I am not in your class but I know from the seniors.

[Deja Q]

10. Well I'd whip out my new teflon coated pot along with the steel kettle and

strike up a deal. :D

[haele]

11. Hey man, I'm a Pan dealer...

Call it "just another form of divinity..." ;-)

Haele

[Beaker]

22. Pan sure looks a lot like Mickey the Midget on Seinfeld...

[baldguy]

13. Goddamnit! That's a lie!

If I had any pot I wouldn't have any pot, ifyaknowwhatimean.

[Bluzmann57]

15. Well heck, just bought pot

for the bathroom. Put it in last week. Can't be a dealer if I just bought. Or can I?

[Baclava]

16. Just remember...

..dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.

[m-jean03]

17. Do what these guys would do. . .

"What, are you crazy or sumthin' "
I'll show you a POT!!" . . . .

:crazy:

[rock]

20. I hit them over the head with a sack of quarters

No wait. That's what I do if they call me a two-bit street-walker.

[7th_Sephiroth]

23. yeah, i got pot

i got vases and cups, too, muthafuka