The "Most inappropriate/offensive use of smileys in a post" thread

[m-jean03]

For example:

OMG! Did you guys read in LBN about the couple in Alaska who kidnapped orphans and kittens, and fed them to their prize-winning sled dog team? :hi: :party:

Or...

I'm so sorry, dear friend, to hear about your dead parakeet. How heartbreaking for you! :7 :headbang:

You get the picture. Try it, it's fun! :-(

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Bush/Cheney elected Leaders for Life!!!

:) :party: :toast: :thumbsup: :bounce:

I dunno about this being fun... I'm all bummed out now...:party:

[m-jean03]

32. Please tell me more of your opinions.

I'm fascinated, and all ears! :boring:

[Endangered Specie]

2. Gosh...

another one of your stupid threads :yourock: :loveya:

[JohnLocke]

3. Hey! Bush won!

:toast: :) :yourock: :toast: :) :yourock: :toast: :) :yourock: :toast: :) :yourock:

[Endangered Specie]

4. Some one gave me a brand new macintosh...

:argh: :argh: :freak:

[Mike Niendorff]

5. Guess what! I finally met your sister!

:smoke:

[freetobegay]

7. And I finally met your brother!

:evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

19. Id pay to see that in action!

:puke:

[m-jean03]

33. And I finally met your mother!

:evilgrin:

[freetobegay]

44. Is that why she's been smiling lately?

Thanks! :hi:

[Endangered Specie]

46. what's she got to smile about?

:hug:

[m-jean03]

61. Yeah, we really had a nice time

together. It was a real stress-reliever. :smoke:

[Radical Activist]

26. Guess what? I finally met your sister!

:puke:

[Endangered Specie]

6. Ralph Nader is gonna...

fuck up the election :toast: :hug:

[m-jean03]

16. LOL!

:grr:

[mitchum]

8. My condolences

:) :) :) :)

[Endangered Specie]

9. Whatever you do... dont look outside your window...

but do make sure your back faces it... naked :puke: 08)

[Endangered Specie]

10. ohhh...

Im sorry about your cat :nopity: :boring:

[Endangered Specie]

11. My Girlfriend...

just dumped me :party: :toast: :) :) :)

[Teddy_Salad]

14. There are occasions.....

when that isn't an inappropriate use of smileys. :(

[Endangered Specie]

17. I know what you mean

:hurts:

[celestia671]

12. Well..

We're at war!:bounce: The economy is in the toilet!:pals: Gas prices are soaring!:loveya:

[m-jean03]

18. LOL!

Good one!:thumbsdown:

[celestia671]

27. Thanks!

:mad:

[Endangered Specie]

29. Your Welcome

:eyes:

[Teddy_Salad]

13. Geez, you're damn ugly!

:loveya: :hug: :9

[Endangered Specie]

15. This meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous...

is now in session.
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[m-jean03]

20. Glad to hear you're back on the

wagon, my friend! :beer: :toast:

[Endangered Specie]

21. Beer is our friend, ain't it?

:hangover: :hangover:

[FizzFuzz]

97. Laughing my ass off!

now where could that ass have gone?:hurts:

[LastKnight]

22. theirs this chick, who's running route goes right by my house...

looks kinda like this:

:bounce::bounce:

-LK

[Endangered Specie]

23. Please tell me you have pictures...

:puke:

[Darth_Kitten]

24. Perhaps you are too tired tonight?

:puffpiece: :nuke:

(borderline saucy) :(

[Endangered Specie]

25. Anyone here trying to quit smoking?

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[m-jean03]

28. I'm a teacher, and proud to be a role model

for America's children. :smoke: :beer: :smoke:

[Endangered Specie]

31. Im a politician... an even BETTER role model

for americas children. :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[m-jean03]

36. Yikes. Nuclear weapons are an extremely frightening

thought, aren't they? :toast:

[Endangered Specie]

38. yeah, why cant we just all be peaceful?

:mad: :mad: :argh: :argh: :spank: :spank:

[m-jean03]

30. I really like birdwatching.

:hurts:

[Endangered Specie]

34. Did you hear what happened to Roy

:nopity: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Endangered Specie]

35. You are such an ass

:kick: :dem:

[Teddy_Salad]

42. Oh, cut it out with your silly, inane, ridiculous and juvenile posts!!!!!

:yourock: :toast: :loveya: :pals:

[Endangered Specie]

45. Im not afraid of you!

:scared:

[Teddy_Salad]

49. I'm sorry

:grr:

[m-jean03]

37. There was a car accident here today.

What a horrific tragedy. :hi:

[Endangered Specie]

40. I love rubbernecking

:boring:

[MidwestTransplant]

39. If Kerry wins, the terrorists will know that we can be defeated!

:scared:

[Endangered Specie]

41. This thread isn't worthy of a kick

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[Endangered Specie]

43. Who's on a diet? tips please?

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:

[Jackhammer Jesus]

47. Hemmorhoids, huh? My condolences.

:bounce: :spank: :hurts:

(Okay, that was just tasteless...)

[Endangered Specie]

48. Constipated?

log jam?

:hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts:

[Endangered Specie]

50. Time for another insomniac thread

:boring: :boring: :boring:

[Teddy_Salad]

51. That laxative I just took works!! My bowels are flowing freely yet again!!

:hurts:

[Radical Activist]

52. Congrats on marrying my ex

I wish you two the best of luck. :spank: :nuke: :grr: :puke:

[NightTrain]

53. The U.S. just lost its 800th soldier in Iraq!

:bounce::party::headbang::toast:

Hey, you said "inappropriate" and "offensive!"

[m-jean03]

57. War is an abomination and a sin. . .

:hi:

[Endangered Specie]

54. Look like M-jean got banned for good this time...

:D :D :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[m-jean03]

55. I did not get banned for good!

I'm right here on DU, with all my nice cyber-buddies like you! :puke: :cry: :argh:

[Endangered Specie]

58. Arent we all such a good bunch of friends?

:spank: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :silly:

[Endangered Specie]

59. peace be with you

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Teddy_Salad]

56. She did? Oh, excellent!!!

:) :party:

[m-jean03]

60. Hey, that doesn't count.

Your words and your smileys shouldn't match sentiments!

[Endangered Specie]

62. Ahem...

I think he was serious :crazy:

[Teddy_Salad]

63. Oh, sorry about that

:P

[Endangered Specie]

64. Why do I spend so much time here with you losers?

:grouphug:

[Teddy_Salad]

65. Because we all love you, ES!

:grr:

[Endangered Specie]

89. Y'all are so nice to me

:wtf:

[m-jean03]

66. Please, do tell me more about you feel regarding

this important topic. You fascinate me. :boring:

And I'm so sorry about that tragedy in your past. A real heartbreaking
story that is you just told me! :D

[Teddy_Salad]

68. You are one cruel bastard! I really hate you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hug:

[MikeG]

67. I just had prostate surgery, ask me anything!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Zuni]

69. LOL

damn that was funny

[m-jean03]

99. Aw shucks, you're too kind!

:grr: :wtf:

[PartyPooper]

70. I'm starting my Atkins' diet tomorrow!

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:

[Radical Activist]

82. I just encouraged my girlfriend to start a new kind of diet too

:puke: She wants to be a model

[m-jean03]

84. Bulimia is nothing to joke about!

:yourock:

[Radical Activist]

95. Sorry I'll try to be more considerate in the future

:nopity: :eyes:

[Whitacre D_WI]

71. I have the clap!!!

:toast: :bounce: :loveya:

[m-jean03]

73. That's terrible.

I feel really bad for you. :D :D :hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

75. I feel really bad for YOU!

:loveya:

[Teddy_Salad]

74. Shit! What a bummer

:7

[Whitacre D_WI]

76. The doctor says I got it from you!

:yourock:

[Teddy_Salad]

79. Don't fucking blame me for your dose of clap, you SOB!!!!!!!!!!!

:loveya:

[Whitacre D_WI]

80. It burns when I pee!

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[FizzFuzz]

72. here I am all alone, just the voices in my head

:grouphug:

[Teddy_Salad]

77. It's ok. You're among friends here!

:grr: :mad:

[FizzFuzz]

90. its good to hear a voice of reason

:tinfoilhat:

[Teddy_Salad]

94. No need to be snide, you contemptuous bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:pals:

[FizzFuzz]

100. thats MIZZ bastard to you

how dare you not take me seriously! :+

[PartyPooper]

78. Because I shop there, I decided to get a job at Wal-Mart, ask me anything!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Dogmudgeon]

81. Funny ... you don't look like a Lesbian

:P

--bkl

[m-jean03]

85. I hate all men and moderators.

:hi: :loveya:

[FizzFuzz]

87. I hate oral sex on men

:wow:

[FizzFuzz]

86. dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

:P

oops sorry, the messages are supposed to conflict.

[Endangered Specie]

93. Ohh I gotta watch that...

x(

[Whitacre D_WI]

83. John Ashcroft:

:loveya::yourock:

[m-jean03]

88. Maybe you got the clap from

him? :tinfoilhat: :donut:

[Whitacre D_WI]

92. No, it was Teddy_Salad.

:hurts:

[Teddy_Salad]

98. I have the clap?

:boring:

[Endangered Specie]

91. Someone I know has Alzheimers

:think: :think: :think:

(yes, I know, tasteless)

[MidwestTransplant]

96. No better way to blow off steam than

torturing small furry animals O8)

[FizzFuzz]

101. I love these cognitive dissonance threads

:wtf:

[FizzFuzz]

102. I just got accepted to Bob Jones University

:hippie:

[PartyPooper]

105. Oooooh! You must be really smart.

:dunce:

[Champ]

103. I love your copycat threads

:eyes:

[Teddy_Salad]

104. I love m-jeans copycats too!

:puke:

[Endangered Specie]

106. Yet another undeserved, unwarranted kick

:kick: :kick: