What is the best way to serve a Republican?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

Poll question: What is the best way to serve a Republican?

[searchingforlight]

1. Preferably on a spit.

[NoPasaran]

2. Country fried with plenty of gravy

[freetobegay]

3. Other

Flamed!

[gmoney]

4. Don't eat them... they're fulla POISON!

Just take their wallets and go buy youself a nice meal.

[thebaghwan]

7. Ya gotta cut their nuts off first. Preferably while they are still kickin

n/t

[Wapsie B]

25. Yeah, those brass balls

can contaminate the meat. Slow-roasted over indirect heat makes the meat tender.

[coloradodem2005]

5. With the middle finger?

[alvis]

6. With a subpoena. n/t

[Eye and Monkey]

9. Make that an arrest warrant.

[salvorhardin]

8. Revenge is a dish best served cold. (n/t)

[Martin Eden]

10. Grilled by the special prosecutor

[MadAsHell]

11. Half-Baked ???

Isn't that their usual state?

[Mike Niendorff]

18. their usual state:

you can also add: stale, sour, and thoroughly spoiled.

[the Kelly Gang]

12. best way to serve him is by voting Dem

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Frankly I'm tired of serving Republicans

They already think that that's the only thing anyone is here for anyway. Let them serve us for a change, I say!

[democrat in Tallahassee]

14. how bout toasted?

[shanti]

15. cold, like revenge

:evilgrin:

[ncrainbowgrrl]

16. Shaken, not stirred.

With a garnish of parsley.

[kodi]

17. don't eat that stuff it'll give you diarrhea, better to eat your greens

.

[noiretextatique]

19. stuffed

in prison stripes.

[BringEmOn]

20. shish kabob

[SnohoDem]

21. Butterflied n/t

[Solly Mack]

22. Pass.....contracting e. coli isn't on my to do list

:puke:

[AwakeAtLast]

23. Duuude! It's gotta be baked!

[Mobius]

24. "nuked" of course.

What other way is there? :shrug:

[Delano]

26. Fricaseed.

nt

[sui generis]

27. some stuff all it's good for is fertilizer

just don't use it on veggies you plan to eat.

[arwalden]

28. Filleted

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. With an arrest warrant (nt)

[TXlib]

30. I prefer 'em on a steady diet of crow...

[Endangered Specie]

31. at 120 mph, aimed square at the 'senstive' region

(tennis)

[Whitacre D_WI]

32. With divorce papers.

[m-jean03]

33. You're divorcing Ann?

How sad for both of you.

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. Yeah, but she's SO HOT!

:scared:

[KamaAina]

35. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti

C'mon, guys, it took you 35 posts to get to that?!

[HEyHEY]

36. Lunch in prison

[Ganja Ninja]

37. Wrapped in banana leaves and roasted in a pit with the head off.

Pigs with the head on and an apple in the mouth. Republicans with the head off.