Sooo, for what would you sell your soul?

[Bossy Monkey]

IIIIIIII think I'd have to hold out for perfect physical, mental and emotional health for the next 50 years, plus a billion dollars, and this even though I don't noticeably believe that I have a soul. I appreciate that the Fly Dude would lay a trap for me (say, kill everybody I love while Stepfordizing me so I don't give a damn), but hey, it's all hypothetical. I don't believe in him noticeably either.
So, hypothetically, what would you sell your soul for? Hey, if the Secret Service is reading DU, maybe Old Nick checks in from time to time, too!:D

[Angelus]

1. I would never sell my soul.

For one thing...I don't have one. :)

For another thing...physical possessions aren't worth selling your soul for.

[Colin Ex]

2. A Frank Zappa discography.

Or a Yo La Tengo discography and a Mogwai discography (vinyl, ideally).

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

-C

[Spinzonner]

3. $1.98

and they're getting a bad deal at that price

[jeff30997]

4. Nice try ,undisclosedlocation!

In fact you are Satan in disguise trying to buy Liberal souls!!! Lol! :evilgrin:

[Bossy Monkey]

21. Curses, foiled again!

:evilfrown: like there's some other smilie I could use; I mean besides this one: :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. A box of oreos and a chipper shredder

the biggest chipper shredder available!

[guitar man]

6. I wouldn't sell it

But, if someone really wanted to tempt me......

[huellewig]

7. A 40 of Pabst would do the trick.

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/

[Bossy Monkey]

26. Yeah, I always got a kick out of that site

It won't give me a quotation though; I think they're requiring me to download the Active-X (or whatever) software, and I won't. When wewantyoursoul was posted on DU previously I did it, though, and came in somewhere in the middle. (I'm thinking around $14K, but my memory is not reliable these days.)

[AndyTiedye]

8. Not For Sale Yet

Alpha versions will be available for download Real Soon Now.

The documentation is woefully inadequate and is being updated.
This soul is not compatable with the standard installaton scripts
so it still requires considerable custom configuration.
Uninstall is not supported. Restoring previous soul(s) from
backup media has produced mixed results.
Do not install this soul unless you like to dance a lot.



This soul carries no warranty, express or implied, particularly including any liability for consequential damages.

[NoPasaran]

9. Can't

Already owe it to the company store.

[KG]

10. immortality.

good start.

[SarahB]

11. I wouldn't

Although at times I wonder if I already have for higher purposes. :shrug:

[Az]

12. My ethics do not allow me to sell something that does not exist n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. I don't see any way I can answer this question...

...without turning this into a sex thread! :evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

14. BlondieK143!!

:evilgrin:

[Angelus]

17. Amen!

[BlondieK143]

32. Thought you didn't have one?

:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

31. Oh my gosh!

You guys are too much! Awww :hug:

But your soul for me? Not sure how I'd make THAT one up to you!

[MissMillie]

15. A body that always stays fit and trim

no matter what.

[arwalden]

16. I Don't Have One To Sell

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. No soul to sell, but taking offers on my conscience and sense of decency

(can probably be had cheap)...

[Bossy Monkey]

25. Shooting for Rumsfeld's job, are you? n/t

[gpandas]

19. a song

[pagerbear]

20. I've got a little list

None of my fantasies--a terrific body (I'm pretty happy with my face, actually, although a certain board philosophically opposed to DU thinks it looks silly), a great singing career, a life of leisure, endless wealth, the perfect husband--really seems worth eternal damnation. Ya know?

Unless I could come up with some loophole in the contract....

[HEyHEY]

22. I'd trade my soul for Satan's

Then we'll see who's holding the ace.

[VelmaD]

23. To have that moment back...

and the opportunity to make it end differently.

To know how it's all going to turn out.

[ewagner]

24. Soul not for sale

BUT

This week only!

I'm having a two for one sale on ethics.......

buy one, get one free!

[Book Lover]

27. Yet again, there is only one answer

Rock and roll! Satan, you give me the chops, and I'll lay down the licks bettr'n any damn fool!

[MikeG]

28. Sell. If it doesn't work out, I'll help you sue to get it back..

plus pain and suffering and court costs.

[smirkymonkey]

29. I've got a few of 'em

might open up a shop.

[solinvictus]

30. High school

I tried to buy a soul for $20 and got no offers. Seriously.