Who wants to talk about the day after tomorrow? (I'm a psychic )

[m-jean03]

Anyone want to talk about the day after tomorrow?
:shrug: I can use my psychic abilities to tell you what will
happen to you. :hi:

[lanparty]

1. Marc MORON does ...

And he can't stop talking ABOUT it. Meanwhile, he has Thomas Friedman on and nods like a right-wing synchophant while Friedman floats all his gooey-headed globalization nonsense.

So listen to "Morning Sedition" if your obsessed with "The Day After Tomorrow".

[Beer Snob-50]

2. I need to know

I am having a crummy day (I want to kill the older women in the next office!!). Will it get better, will I kill her, or will my wife make me happy when she gets home from work tonight?

[m-jean03]

6. I know nothing about tonight, dear son.

But the older woman in the next office AND your wife figure
prominently into a scenario that occurs <<<the day after tomorrow>>>
in which they will both make you VERY happy. }( :hi:

So I anticipate you will kill no one. Go in peace, my child. . .

[Beer Snob-50]

17. Thank you for your insight.

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. Damn right, you're a psycho.

That is what you said, right?

[m-jean03]

4. You will be visited by three spirits. . .

They will show you sad and frightening things, to demonstrate
what shameless lust, cruelty and material greed has gotten and
will get you in the past, the present, and the day after the day
after tomorrow.

You'll also win a babe, a million bucks, and a chance to go to the
Crawford Ranch and shoot birdies for fun. :party: :hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. I don't shoot birdies!

I shoot THE BIRD!

[m-jean03]

7. I thought you shot heroin, too

:shrug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. No. Kids, don't shoot heroin.

Snort it!

[Lavender Brown]

8. Ok, tell me about my Thursday.

I only want to know about the good things that will happen, though.

[m-jean03]

9. You will inherit lots of money and land from Uncle Fred.

Oh wait, I guess you didn't want to know that will die, did you?

Sorry about that. . . :shrug: :hi:

[Lavender Brown]

12. It's ok.

I once got a Tarot reading and got the death card. It seems I really am going to die one day.

[m-jean03]

14. No, Don't say that!!

It can't be true! Chin up! :D :hi:

[Guy_Montag]

10. Tell me the everything...

good, bad & indifferent.:shrug:

[m-jean03]

13. You will meet the woman of your dreams. . .

But it will be the one from that recurring nightmare where you are pushed into an oven by an evil witch. :shrug: :hi:

[Guy_Montag]

18. Not again!

it was only due to my full bladder that I escaped the last time.:scared:

[Champ]

15. Alright

What's happening for me?

[m-jean03]

16. Champ... it's coming to me...

You will go to collect the day's mail... You will find inside one envelope...
a coupon to Taco Bell!!!

And you will use it to save. . .to save the world....ooops, scratch that...
to save $1 on a chicken fajita taco! !!!

Congratulations, my friend! :party:
:toast:

[Champ]

21. I hope your right

I love fajitas :9 mmmmmmmmmm

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. What will happen to me???

:scared:

[m-jean03]

23. I told you that already! No second chances.

Oh, alright, I can crack open another fortune cookie if
you want. . .

[Whitacre D_WI]

25. Please?

[m-jean03]

26. Okay... just don't mind the crunching as I talk with my mouth

full of cookie... Here goes:

"You will find much happiness with fertile woman -- but first,
start fire under rice. Do not sell mead in town, instead go to city.
The foolhardy man begets a donkey."

Hey, I'm just the messenger!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. Woo-hoo! A donkey!

Donkeys are good eats!

[m-jean03]

29. You are what you eat.

You're an ass and a Democrat. :hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. Wow, you ARE psychic!

[zbdent]

20. Ohio Super Lotto numbers

From Wednesday's (6/2/2004) drawing.

PM me. I don't want a "Bruce Almighty" moment.

[m-jean03]

22. I cannot tell you that, my friend

I only use my powers for good, not satisfying
materialism and greed! Shame on you!

[zbdent]

31. I'll give you a dollar

US.

[Teddy_Salad]

24. Will you be posting any copycat threads the day after tomorrow

:shrug:

[m-jean03]

28. Yes,

Yes I will be, Teddy! :hi:

[Teddy_Salad]

32. OK, so.....am I happy about this?

:eyes:

[m-jean03]

33. No... in fact...

I think by Thursday, everyone on DU will have me on ignore. :cry:

[LastKnight]

34. as long as it dosent involve tidal waves or ice ages...

its cold enough around here anyway, im 2000 miles from any beach so im not worried about the tidal wave thing, but tornados are a pretty big possability.

-LK