I never thought my life could be anything but catastrophe . . .

[m-jean03]

But suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me
Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye
I never had a chance to shine never a happy song to sing,
But suddenly half the world is mine what an amazing thing
Cause I've got a golden ticket.
It's ours Charlie!
I've got a golden sun up in the sky.

I never thought I'd see the day when I would face the world and say,
"Good morning. Look at the sun."
I never thought that I would be slap in the lap of luxury
Cause I have said it couldn't be done
But it can be done.

I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in ecstasy,
But nevertheless it's there that I'm shortly about to be
Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with the golden ticket it's a golden day.

Good morning! Look at the sun!
Cause I have said, "It couldn't be done"
But it can be done.

I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in ecstasy,
But nevertheless it's there that I'm shortly about to be
Cause I've got a golden ticket.
Cause I've got a golden ticket.
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket it's a golden day. 

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. No. You're wrong.

Your life is a catastrophe.

Deal with it.

:P

[Zolok]

2. Charley given the current hysteria over the

obesity epidemic is it really WISE to go waving that golden ticket to ride around?????????


www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com



WILLY WONKA IS A BLOODY ASSASSIN OF THE WORKING CLASS!
LONG LIVE THE OOMPA LOOMPA LIBERATION FRONT!
:)

[MnFats]

3. Please, brothers, sisters..!

Can't we all get along?

[m-jean03]

4. Well, yeah. But that's where

This song comes in . . .
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1215688&mesg_id=1215688

[ET Awful]

5. "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams."

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing
so the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing.
And they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing!

[Westegg]

6. SOMEBODY'S been watching Jack Albertson movies again...