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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 03:58 PM
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Most people don't even know what crabs are
They're ruthless businessmen!

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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 03:59 PM
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1. Well, STD awareness really has improved...
...so I'm not surprised that few people know what crabs are.

-MR
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:10 PM
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5. 1 in 4 adults in the US has genital herpes
... which explains all the commericals for the drugs, I guess.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:13 PM
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6. BUT!
Only 10% of those who have genital herpes KNOW that they have it!!!

So if you ask somebody "Do you have herpes?" and they say "No" there is 9 in 40 chance that they are wrong!!!
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lynx rufus Donating Member (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:00 PM
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2. crabby burgers!
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:15 PM
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7. Crabby Dick's
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:04 PM
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3. what is a Low Crab diet going to look like?
do we mean the crabs that live at 1000 feet down or lower?
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Mistress Quickly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:08 PM
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4. That's Mr. Krabs to you. n/t
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-01-04 04:15 PM
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8. They never went to the border towns of Old Mexico in their youth.
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