Let's Welcome I Clenis!

[Guy Fawkes]

because I like the name "Clenis"... Welcome, Clenis!

[I Clenis]

1. Thank you!

Uh oh, I sneezed. Do you have kleenex for the Clenis?

[madmax]

3. Oh boy!

LOL Welcome I Clenis :spank: ;)

[I Clenis]

10. Thank you for the spanking, madmax

I have a weakness for that sort of thing.

[PragMantisT]

6. Welcome Clenis!

Good to see you out of the dark.

[I Clenis]

11. Yes, it's good to be seen in full daylight

Thank you!

[nini]

2. Welcome

I like that name too :hi:

[I Clenis]

12. Thank you, nini

I like your name!

[salinen]

4. Ah, Mr. Clenis sir

Why did you invade Iraq, give Kenny Boy permission to screw California, and bomb the world trade center?

[I Clenis]

13. Because, when you're a stand-up guy like me, sometimes you've got to do

what you've got to do. I'm not afraid to get down and dirty, and wet work is my passion.

[Mandate My Ass]

5. We've already become acquainted

thank you anyway. ;-)

[I Clenis]

15. Sorry about the dress

It's a distinct pleasure to renew your acquaintance. :D

[Mandate My Ass]

21. Sorry about keeping the evidence

If GHW Bush can puke on a Japanese Prime Minister
without significant damage to his rep, the Clenis
should be similarly excused for "puking" on my dress.

[I Clenis]

23. I agree, totally

And I know, and deepy appreciate, that you are not just paying lip service here.

[Catch22Dem]

7. I liked it too!

I meant to say that earlier. Welcome brother! :toast:

[I Clenis]

16. Thank you very much, comrade!

Let's hope that we can all hold a proper erection this year.


"Election," I meant to say.

[catzies]

8. Wow. The most powerful force in the universe. Here in the DU Lounge.

I'm speechless with awe.

If you'd have met me before Monica, things would have turned out a lot better. :evilgrin:

[I Clenis]

17. There's always a second chance, catzie. Thank you!

But perhaps not a good idea to stand around open-mouthed in awe, much as I might understandably inspire such awe, given my reputation. People will talk. :D

[catzies]

20. Let them talk, sir.

The point is, though, I WON'T. :evilgrin:

[I Clenis]

24. That is indeed refreshing

Too few seem willing to embrace The Clenis. :-(

[murielm99]

9. Welcome, Clenis!

Even though EVERYTHING is YOUR FAULT, welcome!

[I Clenis]

18. Thank you very much. Yes, I did it, I'm proud that I did it, and I would

do it again.

Never let it be said that The Clenis is unable to rise to the occasion.

[MisterP]

14. are you really working with Ralph Nader to overthrow humanity?

[I Clenis]

19. No. That is a viscious rumor. Ralph Nader could not find humanity if he

had a map and compass.

[Guy Fawkes]

22. Clenis! You got me a See All! I LOVE YOU! (nt)

[I Clenis]

25. Yes, I make people see things they've never seen before

And make sounds they've never made before.

The Clenis will open the world's eyes!

[SarahB]

26. Hey I Clenis!

Welcome to DU! Happy to have you grace us all with your powerful presence. :D I know that personally, I would have no problem surrendering to your immense power. :evilgrin:

[I Clenis]

33. Thank you, SarahBelle

Feel the trembling, pulsing, thrusting power of The Clenis!!!!

[SarahB]

35. I'm ready for your book tour.

Because I know I'm your type and I've had it on the home front. Fin! Done! Exhausted! I'd even keep quiet to Hillary and to Drudge. Just name when, Clenis and I'm there. :evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

27. Welcome. Anxiously awaiting the PBS mini series.

;-)

[Ganja Ninja]

28. Welcome greatest villain of the 20th century.

What crimes have you got planned for the new Millennium?

[UrbScotty]

29. Greetings, I Clenis!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Ophelia]

30. I dream of the clenis.

:P Yummy Clenis!!!

[geniph]

31. The Most Powerful Force in the Universe is Among Us!

The great tide-changing, sunspot-causing, 9/11-producing Penis of Death! All must worship the Clenis and despair!

Oh, and :hi:

;-)

[underpants]

32. LOL-Hobby-wants world domination Comment-FEAR THS CLENIS!!

Hobby The Clenis wants world domination!
Comment FEAR THE CLENIS!!

[ronnykmarshall]

34. O' mighty Clenis

What's it like to drive republicans up the wall?

[Canuckistanian]

36. Hail and Greetings, I Clenis!

We are honored by your august presence.