Ann Coutler, Laura Ingraham or Michelle Malkin?

[Mike Daniels]

The earth has been wiped out by some plague and you (hypothetically) are the last remaining male left and the three darlings of the right wing are the only females left.

Since it's your noble responsibility to help repopulate the earth, who do you choose to be Eve to your Adam?

Conditions:

You can't let the human race die out so you have to go with one.

There isn't a gun available so you can't kill yourself after doing the deed either.

Also, Ann for the purposes of this questions is undoubtably a woman so she can't fill in for you.

[rooboy]

1. I'd choose Ingraham...

because Thom Hartmann says you can actually discuss things with her. Ann Coulter rules herself out because - well - she's a GUY!!!

[Guy_Montag]

2. All three of them

& post the pics/vids on the internet.

I know there would be no-one to see them, but it's the principle of the thing.

[terrya]

3. I'd say that mankind has had a pretty good run and let nature take over.

[liberalitch]

4. Geee, I'm glad....

I'm not a boy.
(unlike coulter, it is immediately apparent that I am female)

[Loonman]

5. Ingraham or Malkin

Anybody but Coulter.

[salinen]

6. All three

Making them miseralble would be a wonderful career.

[Bronco69]

7. I would say...

Thank god I'm gay, and move to the other side of the planet! :-)

[GOPisEvil]

8. Aw, geez...Ingraham, I guess.

Besides being (IMO) the most attractive of the three, she's the least shrill.

[sniffa]

9. Laura for pLeasure

ann and maLkin so their gaping maws can be pLugged.

[BJ]

10. Suicide

With those three to pick from as the neoEve the human race is doomed from the get-go! Let it die out and do the Earth a favor!

[underpants]

11. What, no Katherine Harris?

:9

[Mike Daniels]

12. Damn, didn't think of her.

[SenatorBulworth]

13. i am sorry but

while my heart,soul, and brain are leftist my penis is independant ..so i have to to go with ann i have seen her legs and they are yummi

[Don_G]

14. A Bear Trap

Would be better.

[Loonman]

15. Don't call her "man" Coulter

We don't need any more male-bashing around here.

[Demonaut]

18. very "mannish", jesus! look at that adams apple..

[trag]

16. I would give Ann

a hot karl!!

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Since I'm gay

there better be a turkey baster around.

[the Kelly Gang]

19. artificial insemination

[PROGRESSIVE1]

20. Oink, Oink, Oink!!! I would let the human race Die With Dignity!

[leftyandproud]

21. Malkin...mmmmmm

oooooohhh

[Commendatori]

22. Definitely Malkin

Because she's the cutest of the three and has the nicest voice. Remember, if it's only you and her, she's going to talk to you. Imagine the voices of the other two grating at the insides of your skull until you die. Not for me, thanks.

[AG78]

23. Malkin

But I wouldn't mind the hot virgin from S.A.L.T. What's her name? Christine O'Donnell?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Nice... 2 women and 2 men. No need of incest down the line.

:evilgrin:

[trixie]

25. God I'm glad I am a woman and won't

Have to pick!!!!!!

Ha ha ha.

[dawg]

26. I'd make 'em shout ...

"Raise my taxes! Raise 'em! Oooh baby, you're raising my taxes reeeeeeeal good!!!"