Be right back - I gotta pee

[LynneSin]

don't start any fun threads until I get back!

[Dookus]

1. Wash your hands this time

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

2. why not just go on your carpet like always?

:P

[dawg]

3. Be sure to lift the seat back up ....

when you're done.

[MallRat]

4. Be careful. Peeing can have interesting results.

Just ask BigMcLargeHuge.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1220409

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. So, what are you reading while you're in there?

nt

[TX-RAT]

6. Don't track kitty litter this time.

[m-jean03]

7. You mean you don't keep a

bucket by the computer? :shrug:

[arwalden]

8. LynnSin thinks this is a chat room...

LOL.

[UrbScotty]

9. What a coincidence - so do I!

Ahhh, that feels better.

[underpants]

10. I just got back from dropping the kids off at the pool

you should have told me and saved me the trip.

[pagerbear]

15. You could have gone all day without saying that!

[underpants]

24. Without saying it sure

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

11. Did everything come out alright? (n/t)

.

[arwalden]

12. This funnel, garden hose, and milk carton work fine for me...

I never have to leave my keyboard.

[LynneSin]

13. You mean you don't stick a catheter up your you know what???

[arwalden]

16. This can lead to infection if not done properly...

... but it's an option I'll consider more closely. It would be more convenient.

-- Allen

[underpants]

25. Say HELLO to the Stadium Pal

http://www.stadiumpal.com/stadiumpal.html



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AND for the Ladies............

http://www.stadiumpal.com/what.htm

[Richardo]

17. "There are two ways into a man's bladder - one is surgery..."

"...and the other isn't." :scared:

[LastKnight]

14. i DEMAND pictures! nt

:evilgrin:

[fudge stripe cookays]

18. Didja see Law and Order SVU the other night?

They had a guy with secret...erm...cameras...that he put in potties, and ....

never mind. It was pretty gross.

[LastKnight]

21. actuially yea i saw it...

i only watched like half of it, cause it was boring...

-LK

[pagerbear]

26. Chuck Berry went to jail for that!

Didn't he?

[SmileyBoy]

19. Oh now, you've got a peeing fetish, huh???

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[LastKnight]

22. not really, im just being an ass. nt

[wysimdnwyg]

20. Be sure

to pet Evita while you're in there!

[LynneSin]

23. Well, that would be difficult and scary

because that means Evita somehow managed to get out of my apartment, walk 3 miles to where I work, get past security and manage the elevator up to my floor and figure out which stall I was using.

But she is a talented cat - she killed a bat you know!