I Just Designed Will Pitt's NEW BOOK COVER!!! Ask Me ANYTHING!!

[matcom]

:bounce:

[ewagner]

1. Sure,

that'll sell a lot of books.........

<sarcasm off>

[Kadie]

2. I may regret asking this but

What is the book about?

[DS1]

3. I didn't know he was endorsed by Disney...

:7

[matcom]

8. Tigger is especially fond of his 'work'

:D

[Kahuna]

4. It's lovely.

:wow:

[Fenris]

5. HIS NOGGIN IS FREAKIN' HUUUUUGE!

[wtmusic]

14. No, he just has a very small face

it's a rare syndrome

[CO Liberal]

6. Isn't That a "Before" Picture From "The Swan"???

:-)

[Nlighten1]

7. My my my

What a hottie.

[VelmaD]

9. Nice gams...

and I like that he's letting his hair grow out again. :)

[Richardo]

10. *people are staring 'cause I'm laughing so hard*

I'll make that an instant Staff Rec at B&N (20% off!)

[Wickerman]

11. Finally! Pitt will be taken seriously by mainstream media

It was only a matter of time before he was a household name - frankly, I think this will push him over the edg... er, top.

[arwalden]

12. Pretty! Very Hot!

[mopaul]

13. ladies & gentelemen, the most beautiful little thing in the whole wide wor

a line from a marx brothers movie when harpo entered in drag

[Amaya]

15. I'm not buying that book!

Sorry Will :D

[nini]

16. hey... where's the bar slut pic?

:evilgrin:


I've never seen it up here.

[dolo amber]

17. Why does Will

always look like he needs to...erm...*relieve himself* in pictures? :silly:

[wtmusic]

18. He looks like Greg Lake in drag

Ooooh what a lucky man...he was!

[Kat45]

19. I like it! Looking in the mirror, is that a little cheek peeking out?

Can't have a Matcom post without some ass! :bounce:

[WilliamPitt]

20. I'm sooooo prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[Blue-Jay]

28. But are you "witty and gay"?

Or at least "witty"?

:D

[SOteric]

21. I hope you'll take this as constructive criticism, Will

[GOPisEvil]

22. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is HEE-larious!!! Excellent work! :bounce:

[matcom]

23. thanky

i try

[GOPisEvil]

24. Nice to see you have found another target, too.

:D

[LynneSin]

25. Has Will dropped by your house yet and kicked your ass??

because he should!

[matcom]

26. he did but it was YOUR house and.....

well, i just HOPE you cleaned the mess out of YOUR carpet! x(

[LynneSin]

29. I'm going to drive to your house and kick your ass!!

:mad:

[Raven]

27. Jesus! Did I have a girl or a boy?????

It's not Will...his legs are too nice. How the hell did you get him to do that!!!

[matcom]

30. you would be surprised at what a bottle of Sam Adams an a $2 bill will get

these days :D

[VelmaD]

37. Apparently...

you had a little of both. :)

And you're right...those are some fine looking legs. And the stars set them off SO nicely. ;) Maybe he's been working out. :shrug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

31. I didn't think I'd ever say this...

...but I really want to fuck Will Pitt.

[matcom]

32. and you shall

oh yes.......you shall

[GOPisEvil]

33. A 12-pack of PBR and he's all yours!

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. TWELVE???

I was sure I could get him for a forty! :(

[matcom]

35. yeah RIGHT!! OZZY maybe bu DIO??

not a chance poser

[Whitacre D_WI]

36. It's all about the guitarists.

Tony Iommi/Randy Rhoads or Ritchie Blackmore?

[matcom]

41. oh, Rhoads but after he followed Ozzy

Blackmore IS "Purple" and that is a different situation all together

there. i said it.

[GOPisEvil]

38. He might not drink all 12, but you want to show some commitment.

Maintain the illusion, ya know...

[Whitacre D_WI]

39. Commitment?

I don't wanna marry him, I just want to fuck him.

Can't a guy just get a piece of ass anymore?

[GOPisEvil]

42. Ya gotta play the game...

...you just have to LOOK like you are making a commitment. Style over substance!

[Whitacre D_WI]

43. You mean, like if I don't use a condom?

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

44. Oh, ya gotta use one...

...I mean, does the world really need a Whitacre/Pitt offspring? Please be careful.

[Whitacre D_WI]

47. It would be very handsome!

And post on DU a lot!

[GOPisEvil]

50. Don't let the little guy drink though.

I mean can you think of a more likely alcoholism candidate?

[Whitacre D_WI]

51. I'll kick your ass!!!!

I love you, man!

[GOPisEvil]

Damn...X, too?

[matcom]

45. in this case i might recommend an IUD

just saying

[Whitacre D_WI]

49. Don't you mean an IWD?

(intra-Will-device)

[VelmaD]

46. Shame on you

*puts on best MOM voice*

Always use a condom. What's wrong with you? Ain't you got no sense at all? *smack upside the back of the head*

[Whitacre D_WI]

48. Will said I could TRUST him!

[VelmaD]

53. Yeah. And let me guess...

He told you you couldn't get pregnant the first time too, didn't he? ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

54. Yeah!

But I LOVE him, mom!

[VelmaD]

55. They all say that baby...

and then once they've gotten what they wanted...out the door.

Always remember, he won't buy the cow if he's getting the milk for free. ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

56. You mean, if he's getting the SEX for free!

Who needs a cow, when they have hot sex?

[VelmaD]

57. Gawd you're so literal-minded

:crazy:

It's all hot sex now. But once that demon spawn arrives it'll be you at home changing dirty diapers while he's out carousing with his degenerate friends *coughmatcomcough*

[DS1]

59. but at least the midnight crying with be exceptionally verbose

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

40. Take a number...

and get in line. ;)

[Fleshdancer]

52. As a general rule, I don't trust men who.....

....look better in sparkle tights than I do. Nothing personal. Although the Bugs Bunny trapped in the mirror IS winning me over a little.......

[PopSixSquish]

58. Matcom You Rule!!!!

I love it.