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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:10 AM
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I'm weeping uncontrollably
Don't know what's wrong. How could I be so sad?

My like is okay. Not great. I just can't stop crying.

OH, FUCK, THERE IS A FUCKING ONION PASTED TO MY CHEEK!!!!!!!!!!

;)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:12 AM
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1. how'd it get there? lol nt
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:13 AM
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2. Did you pass out in the dip, AGAIN?
:spank:
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:16 AM
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5. That Dean Uncle Sam picture is cool!
You make it yourself?
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:25 AM
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6. Got it from the photo files here...
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bushbusting_ammo/?yguid=75737776

Here you go. Feel free to use it. :)
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:13 AM
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3. That sounds like something that happened to me
I posted, Why do my eyes keep tearing up?

Then a few hours later, I realized. Allergy season had begun. LOL :D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:15 AM
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4. Dang, I bought some small onions today
One cut in, I was wipin' my eyes
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Taylor Mason Powell Donating Member (681 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:28 AM
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7. ROTFLMAO!
My honey just looked at me weird because I burst out laughing. A hilarious post! It parodizes both the medium (the DU Lounge thread) and some of the users thereof. Then, the sudden jarring expletives and the verb "pasted," culminating in the visual image and the total inversion of the reader's expectation. A comic gem!

This post made my day.

(And the fact that I am a bit high has NOTHING to do with it, so stop saying that!)

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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:41 AM
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8. Heh heh
Luv ya!!!!!!!!!!!
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