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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:31 AM
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Find your secret superhero identity
Ok this is too fun:
http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

Here's mine.
Name: Madame Sister
Secret Identity: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
Special Power: Blazing Tentacles
Transportation: Magnetic Train
Weapon: Psionic Cutlass
Costume: Carbonite Nightgown
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Harold the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: Sardines

Blazing tentacles sound like a pretty cool special power. :evilgrin:
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democratreformed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:35 AM
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1. Scary Fox
Name: Scary Fox
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Mystical Ears
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Flame Blunderbuss
Costume: Jewelled Robe
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Harold the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Olives
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:37 AM
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4. So, does anyone know...
what in the heck a "blunderbuss" is? :shrug:
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:39 AM
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8. it's a 18th century gun....
Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 10:40 AM by cleofus1
with the big flared barrel...

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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:39 AM
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9. Kewl
I swear, asking a question in the Lounge is quicker than going to Google. :)
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:41 AM
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14. anything for you...
:hi:
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:39 AM
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Its a type of firearm.
Think pilgrams. Its a primative shotgun.
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:49 AM
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25. It's an old fashioned shotgun type thing
with a bell barrel at the end to spread the shot. Sometimes filled with salt to provide a painful, but non-fatal shot.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:50 AM
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26. Owie...
that salt thing must sting like a motha-fucker. Ouch.
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:35 AM
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49. Better than buck shot n/t
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:37 AM
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2. it is I!
Name: Golden Panther
Special Power: Electric Pinch
Transportation: Magnetic Rocket
Weapon: Dimensional Gun
Costume: Kevlar Mask
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Nancy the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs
Favorite Food: Cashews
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:38 AM
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6. hurmmm....
Bud must be moonlighting! Damn him! Damn him all to hell!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:37 AM
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3. Black Cat!
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Black Cat
Secret Identity: XXXXX XXXXX
Special Power: Incredible Enigma
Transportation: Magnetic Jet
Weapon: Gamma Whip
Costume: Carbonite Robe
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Harold the Mad
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

Check out my whip!!!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:38 AM
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7. Wow, that Bud the Sidekick...
really gets around.
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:40 AM
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11. No kidding ...
that tramp is supposed to by MY sidekick too!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:40 AM
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12. Hey - they got the big nose and onion rings right!
:D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:42 AM
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15. Mmm...onion rings...
mmm...EZ's onion rings. *drool*
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:37 AM
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5. I'm sorry ...
but "Blazing Tentacles" dosen't hold a candle to the special power of Light Boy.

Cower in fear of his "Electric Fart"!!!

His side-kick is Bud & nemisis is Jack the Deadly.

I'd tell you his tragic flaw, but then I'd have to use the "Electric Fart" and no one wants to see that!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:39 AM
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10. Nuclear Motorcycle!!!!!!
Name: Blue Boy
Secret Identity: Blue Jay
Special Power: Lightning Feet
Transportation: Nuclear Motorcycle
Weapon: Lightning Carbine
Costume: Hardened Boots
Sidekick: Festus
Nemesis: John the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of germs
Favorite Food: French Toast


That kicks ass.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:41 AM
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13. But how can you fight crime...
Edited on Thu Jun-03-04 10:41 AM by VelmaD
when you have to stop every 5 minutes to wash your hands? :P
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:43 AM
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17. I wear rubber gloves and a Hello Kitty® surgical mask!
And I carry a hankie.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:46 AM
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22. I bet that strikes terror...
into the heart of super-villains wherever you go. ;)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:42 AM
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16. I'm "Flame Boy". That goes without saying, I suppose. :-)
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Flame Boy
Secret Identity: Terry Andrews
Special Power: Somatic Gaze
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: X-Ray Blunderbuss
Costume: Stainless Steel Coveralls
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Jack the Black
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Cake

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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:43 AM
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19. Now that is just uncanny...
:)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:46 AM
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21. <snarf!>
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NuckinFutz Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:43 AM
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18. I have one question:
What the heck kinda special power is mystical enigma?

Name: Red Snake
Secret Identity: angela elward
Special Power: Mystical Enigma
Transportation: Quantum Train
Weapon: Ice Grenade
Costume: Dragonhide Bikini
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Melvin the Mad
Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying
Favorite Food: Tofu


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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:44 AM
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20. Well, you don't really need...
much of a "special power" when you fire ice grenades and wear a dragonhide bikini. :)
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:48 AM
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23. Gravity Raven
Name: Gravity Raven
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Twisting Energy
Transportation: Magnetic Minivan
Weapon: X-Ray Blade
Costume: Kevlar Evening Gown
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: John the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves
Favorite Food: Sardines
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:49 AM
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24. I think you have the best...
nemesis yet. Yodelling is a tool of evil and must be stamped out. :evilgrin:
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meatloaf Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:50 AM
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27. Red Cat

Secret Identity: Matt G.
Special Power: Twisting Finger
Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella
Weapon: Ultra Grenade
Costume: Hardened Skin
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: Nancy the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes
Favorite Food: Lasagna
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:52 AM
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28. When a regular grenade just won't do...
get ULTRA GRENADE (tm). New from Ronco.
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meatloaf Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:01 AM
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32. If hardened skin is my costume does that mean I'm
running around throwing grenades in the buff?
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:03 AM
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33. Sounds like it...
So tell me, what exactly are the grenades dangling from? ;)
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meatloaf Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:05 AM
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34. Trade secret.
I'd get thrown out of the union.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:07 AM
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37. Aww...you can tell me...
*bats eyelashes enticingly*

Don't make me use the Blazing Tentacles on ya.
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meatloaf Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:09 AM
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40. Hmmmm...
With this hardened skin those blazing tentacles just might take care of this incredible itch I have.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:10 AM
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41. A little penicillin...
will clear that right up. ;)
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meatloaf Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:12 AM
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45. Maybe the Wifey, Ice Woman, will run to the pharmacy
after once again confounding Ahhnuld.


Name: Ice Woman
Secret Identity: Marlee G.
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Magnetic Jet
Weapon: Dimensional Grenade
Costume: Silk Cowl
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: Arnold the Nasty
Tragic Flaw: Fear of clams
Favorite Food: Pie
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:14 AM
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47. Maybe she'll bring you some pie too
Mmm...pie...*drool*
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:54 AM
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29. I'm the Doonesbury Super-Hero! Just imagine me with a ciggie in a clip
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Duke Dude
Secret Identity: S L
Special Power: Lightning Energy
Transportation: Turbo Chopper
Weapon: Neutron Spray
Costume: Silver Mask
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:56 AM
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30. HEY! Quit bogarting...
my sidekick. :grr:

;)
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:10 AM
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42. We have to have our sugar!
Pippin is the best sugar man in town!
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:12 AM
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44. Dude ...
do you wear anything OTHER than that silver mask? :o
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:30 AM
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48. Normal clothes
I'm not one of those flashy heroes.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 10:59 AM
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31. Call me "Lady Wolf"
Name: Lady Wolf
Secret Identity: @#$%&*+@#$%&*+
Special Power: Nuclear Blast
Transportation: Quantum Rocket
Weapon: Neutron Carbine
Costume: Carbonite Skin
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: Cindy the Ugly
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Chow Mein

I'm liking the Nuclear Blast. That's "nucular" for our POTUS.

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:06 AM
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35. *snort*
Dirk Deadly

*snort*

Now that's a sidekick who's using his name over-compensate for his short-comings. :)
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:47 AM
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52. New nickname for our Commander-in-Chief
DIRK DEADLY!:evilgrin:
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:07 AM
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36. "Frost Panther"
My sidekick is Odd Job, my weapon is a Photon Torpedo, my costume consists of silk boots (!), and my tragic flaw is narcolepsy.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:08 AM
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38. Hey Super-Villain...
stop of I'll...*yawn*...*snore*...*thud*
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:09 AM
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39. "Thank goodness you're here, Strong Coffee Man!"
:evilgrin:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:11 AM
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43. Storm Ox
Name: Storm Ox
Secret Identity: sniffa
Special Power: Electric Force
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Lightning Blunderbuss
Costume: Bulletproof Mask
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Cindy the Evil
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple
Favorite Food: Tacos
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:13 AM
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46. A bullet proof mask sounds good...
but I'd consider knitting myself one that covered the rest of me too. :)
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:44 AM
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50. Ladies and gentlemen, meet . . .
Name: Lightning Raven
Secret Identity: XXXX XXXXXXXX
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Alien Rollerblades
Weapon: Graviton Grenade
Costume: Spandex Mask
Sidekick: Starling
Nemesis: Nancy the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to noodles
Favorite Food: Sardines

They are actually right about the noodles/sardines thing! :hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:46 AM
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51. Golden Brother
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:49 AM
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53. Light Cat
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Light Cat
Secret Identity: Ronny Marshall
Special Power: Freezing Bat
Transportation: Nuclear Submarine
Weapon: Dimensional Bolt
Costume: Bronze Cowl
Sidekick: Sundance
Nemesis: Tim the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying
Favorite Food: Cheese

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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:51 AM
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54. I'm extremely confused about...
what exactly one does with a Freezing Bat. :)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:53 AM
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55. Keep it warm?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:55 AM
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56. I am Flame Sister!


Name: Flame Sister

Special Power: Magnetic Push
Transportation: Quantum Umbrella
Weapon: Meson Cannon
Costume: Chain Robe
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Jasmine the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

Ooh, they even got the food right!
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:56 AM
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57. Fear me mortals!
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Thunder Brother
Secret Identity: Will Bowden
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: X-Ray Cannon
Costume: Chain Coveralls
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Jack the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 12:07 PM
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58. Now this is what I call a sidekick
Name: Golden Ox
Secret Identity: xxxx xxxx
Special Power: Magnetic Spear
Transportation: Nuclear Chopper
Weapon: Ion Whip
Costume: Bulletproof Underwear
Sidekick: Mary Anne
Nemesis: Tim the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to squash
Favorite Food: Cake





And how's this for a costume

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