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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 01:11 PM
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Three catholic women...
Three catholic women were sitting around, drinking coffee
and talking about their sons.

The first woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The second one says smugly, "Well, not to put you down,
But my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
people say 'Your Eminence'."

The third catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The other women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She looks up and replies, "My son is a gorgeous 6'2",
hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks
into a room, women say, "My God..."
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 01:34 PM
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1. Heh, my mom or aunt sent me that joke.
Knocked my socks off. :)
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Not Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 01:58 PM
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2. Thanks b7...
I have not had a good day...thanks for the laugh.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 02:00 PM
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3. Laughing my Catholicism off
:D
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-04 11:14 PM
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4. kick
:kick:
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