Hustle the Captioner! Er I mean... Caption the Hustler!

[omshanti]

(thanks to amish_enforcer)

[Speck Tater]

1. "Sir. You have the right to remain silent..."

anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

[freetobegay]

2. Thats giving hustlers a bad name!

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

3. Sir, isn't that Condaleeza with her blouse off?

[underpants]

4. Honestly it was only a matter of time before he masturbated in public

:spank:

[ornotna]

5. That's not the hustle

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. "Young Man! There's no need to feel down..."

[omshanti]

7. Excellent! you just made me giggle!

:-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Glad to be of service!

I like thinking that our resident has a deep-rooted Village People complex.

[Eye and Monkey]

15. I got to be a Macho Macho Man -

[BringEmOn]

9. "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...come on sugar let me know."

[Burma Jones]

10. Oh Look Pumpkin, you got a Strike

[cosmicdot]

11. W: the last time I danced like this was with Ricky Martin ...

... but, say, you're cuter ... must be that uniform ... I like a man in uniform ...

[slappypan]

12. "Don't ask, don't tell."

:)

[Insider]

13. next stop: Fire Island

watch the closing doors

[AlGore-08.com]

14. Lance Link, whatcha gonna do when mad Dr. Strangemind comes up to you?

(In case Lancelot Link was before your time... )
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-20332/



Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp was a parody of Get Smart, which was a parody of The James Bond movies. So how do you parody a parody? You add monkeys!

Lance Link, a secret agent for APE (Agency to Prevent Evil), worked alongside his partner Mata Hairi and got his assignments from Chief Darwin.

Lance fights the likes of CHUMP (Criminal Headquarters for Underworld Master Plan), headed by Baron.

Theme Song:

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!

He stands for justice. He has no fear.

He's the agent to call when trouble is near.

Lance Link, ya gotta come through.

Everybody at APE is countin' on you!

Here's Marta Hairi, an agent and friend.

She sticks by his side right to the end.

Darwin is the leader on the side of good.

He traps CHUMP agents like a good ape should.

Lance Link, whatcha gonna do?

You've gotta stop CHUMP now. It's up to you.


Here's Baron Von Butcher. You better beware.

He's evil and he's cunning and he don't play fair.

He's got an evil chauffer. Creto's his name.

Dragon Woman's lovely, but she's wicked all the same!

Lance Link, whatcha gonna do

When mad Dr. Strangemind comes up to you?


There's Ali Assassin, Wicked Wang Foo

And the Duchess whose looks can really fool you.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!

He stands for justice, he has no fear,

He's the agent to call when trouble is near.

Lance Link, whatcha gonna do?