How many bushies are needed to replace a lightbulb?

[central scrutinizer]

Question:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
lightbulb?

Answer:

SEVEN

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the
lightbulb;
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of lightbulbs;
5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries on millin dollars for a lightbulb;
6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, and finally;
7. One to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and
screwing the country.....

[RobertSeattle]

1. Jokes been around the block

Seems like it needs updating in regards to Bush getting an attorney and Tenet resigning.

Perhaps the answer is 9 now...