I smell a dead thing under my front porch.

[Blue-Jay]

Poll question: I smell a dead thing under my front porch.

Before I go crawling under there to dispose of it, what do you think it might be?

[benburch]

1. Call the FBI

You found Hoffa!

[Blue-Jay]

2. After all this time, I doubt he has much of an odor.

Unless he's living with Elvis, that is.

[iconoclastic cat]

3. Children shouldn't play with dead things.

So, would you like to come over tonight and play "damsel in distress"?

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Joking!

Sorry if I creeped you out. I am a coyote, you know.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Me? Get creeped out?

Hahaha! You don't know me very well!

I'm only creeped out by clowns, midgets, midget clowns, random dead things, and Julia Roberts.

[prolesunited]

6. Is there a prize if we guess correctly?

BTW, eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! :puke:

Be sure and let us know what it is — that is if you can identify the remains.

[Insider]

7. hum a few bars

i smell a deaaaaaaaad thing
under myyyyyyyyyyyyy
front porch...

i can name that smell in 3 notes