It's time again...every post in this thread has to end with

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

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1. <NO SEX THREADS> ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. OK let's barbeque

your ass on the hood of my car :evilgrin:

[jpgray]

2. George Tenet is going to spend time with his family ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR

...

(I think I did that right)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Yes, then he will write a tell all book

on the hood of my car

[jpgray]

6. It'll be about how Bush lies

on the hood of my car

[wtmusic]

3. Why did Tenet resign on the hood of my car?

What a mess!

[swag]

7. Why so much Nader hatred on the hood of my car? n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. What's to like about Nader lately

on the hood of my car?

[swag]

24. Yeah, it's like a battle between Noam and Noam-Lite

on the hood of my car.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Okay....

"At the Time" by Thomas Guygax:

Although by the also to have differed with yearly and all known dearly
Throughout and among we use preferred
By the also of having choicefully
Three times a day. as the average, we use of thee among our foods
Along our knowledge of the well-kept adage by the more of helpin' with the all of coulds
Towards being among our masters and the also by the intelligence while the passin' of time
Decides our manners by the also collectively to being with the tense
Throughout and among, we use preferred ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. You deserve a medal for that

on the hood of my car.

[Dookus]

10. NSMA

gave herself a brazilian ass-wax...

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Knock it off with the hairy ass thing, or I'll duct tape yours shut

on the hood of my car :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

23. hey...

*I'M* not the one spamming your hairy-ass pics all over the internet.

oh... On the hood of my car.

[NightTrain]

13. I just saw the new Harry Potter film...

...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[Career Prole]

14. Chimpy's packed post-resignation speaking engagement audiences

will barely fit on the hood of my car.

[ironflange]

15. FLAMES WIN FLAMES WIN FLAMES WIN

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR

[Jackhammer Jesus]

19. I can't believe they pulled it off in overtime

on the hood of my car!

[Eye and Monkey]

16. Why are there crop circles -

on the hood of my car?

[AwakeAtLast]

17. I look great naked

on the hood of my car. :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

18. Why oh why, NSMA?

Do I still want to take a particular man for a ride ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Four more years of Shrubbie and I'll have to live ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR

[Elidor]

21. I learned how to "flub the dubya"

On the hood of my car

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. I'd love to watch you go at it

on the hood of my car

[Duncan Grant]

25. It's only a matter of inches...

on the hood of my car. :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. They call me the grand canyon

on the hood of my car :evilgrin:

[Duncan Grant]

27. They call me Nob Hill...

on the hood of my car! :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. I gush like Niagara Falls

on the hood of my car

[Duncan Grant]

29. I've seen the milky way many times

on the hood of my car.

[ForrestGump]

30. NSMA, you are shameless

...on the hood of your car!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Shameless and proud of it

on the hood of my car

[Misunderestimator]

42. I just swam 100 laps on the hood of my car

meant to put that on the original ... oops. (I do that all the time darn it).

[gpandas]

65. lotta people do

[Misunderestimator]

69. A lotta people do it on the hood of my car.

[Pert_UK]

31. Tomorrow evening I'm having 2 friends over to eat dinner........

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.....

Come on...it's a friggin Toyota Starlet, you couldn't serve a child's breakfast on the hood (or indeed bonnet) of my car.

:-)

P.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. And I thought you were gonna tell my someone shot themselves in the bum

on the hood of your car :D

(for the layperson- a reference to Pert UK's many contributions to the gun dungeon where pro gun people brag about gun safety all day long...on the hood of their car)

[Burma Jones]

34. Oh Say Can You See

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR

[m-jean03]

35. Good morning

I just had a cup of tea on the hood of my car.... :boring:

[m-jean03]

36. My favorite young actress is Maggie Gyllenhaal

...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

45. Thank you for giving me that mental image as a present. Your gift is...

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[m-jean03]

48. You know I love to give you presents. . .

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!! :D

[LynneSin]

37. Are you a lesbian.....

.....ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. No but you are

if you're on the hood of my car!

[LynneSin]

49. My mother warned me about girls like you...

...on the hood of my car

:eyes:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

52. You mean your mother was

on the hood of my car? You might be my daughter! (on the hood of my car)

[LynneSin]

55. Your brain is warped...

...on the hood of my car.

Although I'd be honored to have you as my mother.....um, well, um.....

nevermind

[VelmaD]

38. I'm bored off my ass...

I'm the only one here in my office today and I'm open to suggestions for something to do to keep myself amused ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

[m-jean03]

41. Velma, if you're alone there is no limit to the things

you can do ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!!

[VelmaD]

66. You do realize you just...

made several male DUers brains dribble out there ears with that mental image ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR. ;)

[m-jean03]

70. Velma, is that seagull poop or are you just happy to see me

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR???

[VelmaD]

71. Seagull poop?

I just snorted water all over my keyboard ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[m-jean03]

72. Thanks for the rinse! Things were getting a little filthy

here ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!! :D

[VelmaD]

76. No problem. I love to...

lather, rinse and repeat (especially repeat) ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

39. There is a dead

deer head on the hood of my car.

[Misunderestimator]

43. And... I just laid 6 pallets of sod on the hood of my car.

[m-jean03]

44. John Kerry for president!

on the hood of my car :P

[Misunderestimator]

46. The fortune in my fortune cookie says:

You will be reunited with an old friend... in bed... on the hood of my car. :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

54. hmmm..have I ever met you

on the hood of my car? :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

57. Was that you dancing naked on the hood of my car?

[BurtWorm]

47. Locking

Review rules for posting ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

[m-jean03]

50. Nice try .... Try again, this time

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR. :P

[Whitacre D_WI]

51. Make the pie higher...

...on the head of my cart.

[m-jean03]

53. I'm still in my pajama's...I'm going to go put some clothes on

on THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!!

[Misunderestimator]

56. My cat just spit up a hairball on the hood of my car...

Do I need to wash it off quickly, like eggs?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

62. Nah just tell everyone you are doing a furball test

on the hood of my car

[m-jean03]

58. If Bush is re-selected, then we are all fucked

...ON THE HOOD OF MY ... :P

[Misunderestimator]

59. I just had a new water heater installed on the hood of my car

[KamaAina]

60. I guess I'll finally have to get a driver's license

just so I can put someting on the hood of my car!

[Pithlet]

61. I'm waiting for the UPS guy to show up with my package

on the hood of my car.

[Pithlet]

63. That is too weird.

Immediately after I posted that, the UPS guy showed up. It wasn't the usually guy, unfortunately, on the hood of my car.

[LynneSin]

64. I just rubbed some wax....

on the hood of my car

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

67. Why is this moose....

...on the hood of my car

[m-jean03]

68. Everyone's invited to the next NW Washington DU meet-up...

It will be this summer... ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!! :evilgrin:

[Shananigans]

73. I plan on meeting a hot man tonight

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[arwalden]

74. I See Bird Poop

on the hood of my car.

[Hubert Flottz]

75. Hey, isn't that Mike Hunt on the hood of your car?

Or Whut?

[arwalden]

77. Why Won't That Bicyclist & That Jogger Let Go, Fall Off, And Quit Bleeding

on the hood of my car.

[Kat45]

78. Finally a beautiful day, I think I'll go out and play,

on the hood of my car.

[LibertyorDeath]

79. It's Longer by far

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR :)

[Zomby Woof]

80. there's a yak, and he's pissed off

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

[Duncan Grant]

81. It's BACK...

on the hood of my car. :evilgrin: :party: :toast:

[AwakeAtLast]

82. We're still doing this

on the hood of my car?

[m-jean03]

83. This nonsense must END!!

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[m-jean03]

84. OK, THESE SHENANIGANS ARE GETTING TIRING

on the HOOD OF MY CAR... :P