would somebody PLEASE get the Pope a glass of water?

[matcom]

watching on MSNBC.

i think he has cotten-mouth :)

[drdon326]

1. Looks a little rough there.

n/t

[maddezmom]

2. looks like bushie needs a pop of something, too!!!

:)

[matcom]

3. Laura is wearing a lace doily on her head

maybe she ran out of shampoo

[Raven]

4. A clear case of abuse

of the elderly. This man should be allowed to retire!

[arwalden]

5. It Appears That He Reads The Same Way Bush* Does...

phonetically! One letter, one word at a time.

He's not reading whole sentences nor is he capably expressing complete ideas. It's just words on a page to shovel through until the chore is complete.

-- Allen

[MaineDem]

11. But....

In his defense, English is not the Pope's first language. Unlike Georgie-Boy.

[arwalden]

12. I Know... Have you noticed that many of the foreign leaders

who's SECOND (or THIRD) language is English have a better command of the English language and a better vocabulary than Bush* does?

It's just staggering! (and sad).

-- Allen

[MikeG]

6. What pisses me off about the pope is that when Clinton met him.

He goes on about abortion.

To Clinton's face.

Even though most of Europe also allows it.

Will he talk about how this Chimp has slaughtered thousands?

No.

I'm a Catholic.

I have no use for him.

And wipe the apple sauce off his face, OK?

[matcom]

7. And wipe the apple sauce off his face, OK? *SNARF*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[arwalden]

8. Applesauce? -- Funny. But you know...

you're going straight to h-e-double-toothpicks for saying that, right?

LOL! Great way to start the day.

-- Allen

[matcom]

9. heaven doesn't want me and.....

hell is afraid i'll give away all the bar profits

[MikeG]

10. As Clarence Darrow said: "I don't care if I go to heaven or hell,

I have friends in both places"

[Redhead488]

13. Oh that's a riot

making fun of a sick man...just hilarious.

[matcom]

14. dude/dudette chill

and welcome to DU

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Cotton Mouth because of the dope he's having to take today!

"The Pope and the Dope", would be my caption, but I haven't seen the picture yet on DU!

[underpants]

16. Got a cup? I saw a big bowl of it out in the church

I'll be right back.

[matcom]

17. naw, just give him a straw

:P