CAPTION those who have time to play musical chairs

[underpants]

[sniffa]

1. dubya:

our country owes a debt of gratitude to you for faLLing on your sword.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Kondie sez, "Did anyone bring the cigars?"

:smoke:

[underpants]

3. Oh NO Ouch!

:thumbsup:

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Tenet replies:

Yep, I've got that really big one you like right here in this case!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Kondie supports BIG TOBACCO, I'd say!

I think It's a GOPer Gal thang!

[Misunderestimator]

5. Bush: Ha... the music's bout over... Tenet you're Out!

[cosmicdot]

6. W: you down with the plan? (as Condi gives a wily smirk) ...

Tenet: got it ... I run interference while you get photo-ops for about a good month or so in Europe and elsewhere ... here's the pardon draft...all set, ready to go ... people on edge thinking not if, but where and how big ... drug-running between Miami and Mena per usual schedule ... Harken and BCCI connections still contained ... everything seems to be check, check and more ...

[AlGore-08.com]

8. Tenet: I found a suitcase full of blow Ollie North left in the basement.

He must have left it there back during Iran-Contra, when he was overseeing the sale of crack in L.A. to fund your father's illegal arm sales. The wierd thing is that the breifcase is monogrammed "GWB".

Condi: Too bad you have to resign George, but the pResident understands.

Tenet: Who said anything about res - -

Condi: It shows a lot of character, resigning to spend more time with your family.

Tenet: Oh, nice. And I just bought a house here.

Condi: So I did you a favor. It's a seller's market.

Tenet: You'll be laughing out of the other side of your face when my tell-all-book comes out!

Condi: Can you take your sad, pathetic little problems out of here? The pResident's got a meeting with Ahmed Chalabi who's not only a world class crook, he's actually a spy for the Iranian government. But as head of the CIA, you knew that already - - NOT!

Tenet: I'm going, I'm going.

Smirk: Hey, dickweed - - leave the merchandise!

[BringEmOn]

9. Whitehouse revolving door: Condi, you're next!

[BringEmOn]

10. "Hey...y'all wanna play swallow the leader?"

[AlGore-08.com]

11. Warning - - this one's REALLY offensive

Photo dated September 10th, 2001

Tenet: For the millionth time, Mr. pResident... Imagine that I'm an airplane. You guys are the World Trade Center. Here I am, flying to JFK like I usually do when suddenly I'm hijacked...

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Gee, I hate to see Tenet go. He's like been around

forever . . . from before Cheezo's, I'll bet. . . . Heck, he never called me Numbnuts and he gave me real briefings--I don't for a minute believe 'real briefings are with sock puppets,' which is what Rummy says. I don't believe it cause they're laughing the whole time . . . and NOT at the sock puppet . . . Heck, they ain't even got a good one. Just looks like an old sweat sock with stupid buttons . . . and a lipstick mouth. . . . Yuck. I hated when they made me kiss it at the end of every 'real briefing.' . . . But Tenet brought papers every time and talked to me serious about things he wanted me to understand. . . . Geez. I'm really gonna hate to see him go."

[cosmicdot]

13. past photos

Bush meets with CIA Director George Tenet, Vice President Dick Cheney and National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, left to right, in the Oval Office Sunday

An angry Bush trying to plug leaks to media
October 8, 2001 Posted: 11:30 PM EDT (0330 GMT)


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Angered at leaks from classified briefings, President Bush ordered key department heads last week to restrict their briefings of members of Congress to the four major leaders and the chairmen and ranking members of the House and Senate intelligence committees, sources told CNN on Monday.

He also called the four leaders to explain his decision and said he was furious that sensitive intelligence material that was shared with Congress was being repeated to the news media, two sources familiar with the calls told CNN.

The top Democrats in Congress, Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-South Dakota, and House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt, D-Missouri, expressed approval of the new policy.

"The president told me about it, and I agree," Daschle said. "It's unfortunate, but there's no choice. Some people just can't resist talking."

A Democratic aide in the House said Gephardt would support Bush's judgment.

"You have to give the White House the benefit of the doubt, and if that means keeping secure information close to the vest, then that's what they have to do," the aide said.

http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/10/08/ret.bush.secrecy/

I remember this one



Men at work: President George W. Bush receives an update on the status of military action in Iraq Thursday morning, March 20, 2003, in the Oval Office. Present are Vice President Dick Cheney, CIA Director George Tenet and Chief of Staff Andy Card. (US State Department)

http://www.governmentrelations.ubc.ca/informed/may2003/feature.html