Caption: JP2 ex-communicates Junior

[emad]

[underpants]

1. The day W got backhanded by the Pope

Ouch!

[wysimdnwyg]

2. JP: Now you listen here, dumbass...

You better stop spreadin' that horse shit, or I'll have to get up and tear you a new one.

[AlGore-08.com]

3. Smirk: (Singing) Oh, I just want a cowboy to ride me home

I just want a cowboy who's rich and lives in Rome
I just want a cowboy with gold plated soap
I just want a cowboy named John Paul, the Pope!

We met up one day in a Krakow saloon
He lass-sued my pickle from clear across the room
He said, "Hey, lil' Chimpster, come an' kiss my ring."
I said, "If I wanna see yer bathtub, I'll learn how ta sing."

He'd be my main man, I'd be his blue nun
He'd teach me how to kiss the ground, I'd teach him how to duck from a gun
Oh, I just want a cowboy to whom I can confess...
Yeah...
I just want a cowboy in a long white silky dress!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "In the name of Christ I command thee, exit this sinful ape's body"

Bush sez, :puke: "YOUR MOTHER :puke: IN HELL :puke:"

[cosmicdot]

5. coincidentally, the Bible is open to Revelations 13:11-18

http://www.awitness.org/biblehtm/re/re13.htm#re_13_11

[AlGore-08.com]

6. JP2: No, Jesus did not say "Kill 'em all and let my Dad sort 'em out."

Our Lord also did not say "The Geneva Convention is for wimps", and finally, Our Savior did not say "Contribute to George W. Bush's re-election campaign or I'll personally make sure that you burn in Hell for all eternity."

[BringEmOn]

7. "..and you expect me to believe that you don't have any sins to confess?"