Let's exorcise those earworms once and for all

[Bossy Monkey]

Ok, I promise not to stick anything evil in your head this time, as I've finally figured out how to get the board to print white on white. Therefore, you'll only see evil earworms like I've Never Been to Meor Total Eclipse of the Heart if you so choose. Similarly, You Light up My Life and Copacabana won't be polluting your monitors. Neither will you be subjected to Simple Minds' Alive and Kickingor Who Let the Dogs out unless you intentionally click and drag on the invisible phrase.

Anyway, let's all form up a really enormous circle. Everybody hold hands. (I said HANDS, Matcom!) Let the earworm-destroying powers wash over you. It'll all be over in a minute; you'll never have to worry about Whoomp, There It Is again. Right. Everybody, 1-2-3: Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka!

Ok, all fixed! Should there be any replies (I'm betting against) please white out any further earwormage you might include the same way I did: go up to the HTML lookup table, choose the font tag, and change the word "color" to the word "white"; too cool, huh?

[eyesroll]

1. Right now, I have

dear god, it's "Let the Eagle Soar" by John Ashcroft, why oh why? stuck in my head.

I have a meeting in two minutes. Should be interesting.

[meti57b]

2. "Party All the Time" ... Eddie Murphy

mentioned this week on VH-1's 50 all-time worst.

[On the Road]

3. OK, I Won't Mention That

"You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
And now you're even older
And now you're even older

You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
You're even older still."

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. "You Can't Quit Me" by Queens of the Stone Age

And I rather enjoy this earworm, for once.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Nor...

"Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest

[LynneSin]

6. .

This is just the dumbest thread of all time