Breaking News! Smarty Jones got a bath today

[Atman]

An actual story on CNN. What Tenent? What war? What economy? Smarty Jones got a bath! WOO HOO!

[CO Liberal]

1. That Puts Him One Step Ahead of Most Freepers

:-)

[mosin]

3. Freepers!

So that's why people refer to them as dirty, stinking freepers!

[mosin]

2. A clean horse

It's important that he look good for all the cameras tomorrow!

[MadinMD]

4. I'm sorry, for a gambling man like me,

I like to see horse racing in the news. It's a great sport to watch. It's a fun way to spend a saturday either with the boys or with the family.

Yes, the family. Take them to the track on a nice day. Sit outside with your kids. Teach them how to try and predict performance by past results. Teach them to use thier heads. The track isn't as horrible of a place as you think it is.

Not everything in this world has to be about the big things. The doom and gloom that so often fills these and freeper boards. Thera are actually FUN things to do and FUN to be had in this world.

[Westegg]

5. Newsflash: Smarty Jones excrement for sale on Ebay...

...$2000 the kilo.


Yeah, there's too much hype, but S.J. is a fine horse and I've bet my entire tax refund on him to win.