I Hold In My Hand A Bottle Of Gorilla Glue - any advice?

[CO Liberal]

[TN al]

1. Poura little in your hand...

...then graab your butt with it. Just for quality control mind you.

[ewagner]

2. How far are you

from your bosses office, and is he currently sitting in his chair?

[CO Liberal]

3. My Boss is Out Today

And the glue would dry by Monday....

:-(

[matcom]

4. apply to both hands, rub in a little and....

masturbate :D

[CO Liberal]

5. Then...

...explain yourself when you go to the E/R.

:-)

[gbwarming]

6. Gorilla glue vs. Plumbers goop, JB Weld and Elmer's carpenters. Discuss.

I've seen it on the hardware but never tried it. What's it good for?

[CO Liberal]

8. Gorilla Glue is a Very Strong Polyurethane Glue

A few months ago, my wife and I were covering the countertops in out kitchen with Armstrong floor tiles, a la "Trading Spaces". I needed to attach the floor tile to the rounded edge of the countertop. So I bought some Gorilla Glue, put some on the tile, sprayed the edge of the countertop with water (Gorilla Glue is water-activated), and clamped them together.

It's been several months now, and it's still holding.

[gbwarming]

11. Excellent - I'll add it to my (adhesive) arsenal -nt

[Taverner]

7. Yes. Do not store next to the KY

Only bad things can come of that...

[Merrick]

9. pour on hand, apply hand to forehead, walk around looking shocked forever

[jmowreader]

10. Store it upside down

This is no shit. Gorilla Glue is a moisture-activated glue; if you store it right side up, the moisture in the air will "activate" the top surface of the glue and you'll have to use an icepick to break through the skin.

If you store it upside down, the moisture in the air still activates the top surface of the glue, but it's away from the nozzle so it won't bother you.