Evil kitten eating warthogs.

[DarkPhenyx]

Well, not evil really since cats are food after all. :evilgrin:

MoPaul? You da bomb! I love that pic.

[mopaul]

1. so many cat threads, so much bandwidth

we all know kittens are cute, but why must we show the world? here's my 16 cats, fluffy, snookums, necromancer, speedy, fireball, cuddles, stinky, diablo, lumpy, kitter witter, claude, brian, zippy, puddles, nathan and squiggles.

enough already, what about ferrets? snakes? turtles? mice? rats? they all make great pets too.

[WilliamPitt]

2. Who names a cat 'puddles'?

[Bertha Venation]

8. after this morning I'm about to rename Richard to "Puddles..."

asshole cat.

Being big-hearted has its disadvantages. I couldn't let Daddy remain a stray, and now I'm wondering if I should make him an indoor/outdoor cat. He's extremely aggressive; Richard's inappropriate elimination is one symptom.

Sigh.

[DarkPhenyx]

3. And warthogs!

Must not forget the warthogs!

I agree though. I actually do have a cat. Subsistance farming you understand. Also have a dog. When I've got my own place, finally, I'll have a lot of the crepy crawlies I've wanted to have for years.

Oh! For the record? Dude! That is way too many cats! :)

[Deja Q]

4. This thread is misadvertising!!!

The warthog eats the kitten, but the post's line said "evil kitten eating warthogs" - I was expecting the kitten to eat warthog!1

[mopaul]

5. that threw me too

and got me to thinking..........

[Gildor Inglorion]

15. Thus, the IMPORTANCE of good punctuation!

"Evil, kitten-eating warthog," is a completely different thing from "evil kitten eating warthog." Or an example from a current best-seller: "Those old things over there are my husband's," takes on a rather sinister meaning when the apostrophe is omitted: "Those old things over there are my husbands."

[Bertha Venation]

7. Sure. They all make great pets.

But how many DUers have such pets?

[nykiera]

9. I do...well almost all...

1 Ferret, 6 rats, 1 garter snake, 1 turtle, 4 rabbits, 3 birds, 2 dogs,....and 3 cats. :)

[Bertha Venation]

10. COOL!

What are their names? Seriously.

[nykiera]

12. Okay...

Rats: Airborne & Demon (Male), Scottie, Mum, Kaoru, & Sano (female)
Dogs: Kiera (Border Collie/Terrier-Mutt) & Morgan (Sheltie)
Ferret: Officially "Missy"...but I call her "Weasel".
Birds: Deedlit (Green Cheek Conure), Squeaky (Cockatiel), and Lovey (Ring Neck Dove)
Turtle: Rocky
Garter Snake: Baby
Cats: Little Face, Gimli, and Travis
Rabbits: Bun Bun, Hazel, Eine, and Little Hazel. (Eine and Little Hazel are Bun Bun and Hazel's children.) :)

[Bertha Venation]

14. Thank you!

I love "Deedlit," and "Rocky" for a turtle, and "Baby" for a snake. All cool names!

[mopaul]

11. DAMN! a managerie a tois

how do you keep them all from eating each other?

[nykiera]

13. The Cats are banned

From where I keep the rats and birds. The rabbits taught the cats to respect them at an early age. The dogs like everyone in their family (One is the local "law" enforcement in the house..chastises the cats if they get out of line.) :)

[supernova]

6. Oh God! Thanks for making me nauseaous

before breakfast! x(