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brittany, christina, madonna, (the lousy singer, not the mother of jesus), the grammys, metallica, eminem, bush, rumsfeld, reagan, rice, et al., humvees, friends, frasier, reality t.v. shows, saturday morning cartoons, 65 m.p.h. speed limits (that's too fast), lee greenwood, little american flags, cher, abba, expensive cigars, coors, kittens, nazis, commercials with choirs singing 'america', howard sprague, aunt bee, tiny glasses of o.j. and tomato juice, pushy religious assholes, obviousness, my brother, shepard smith, the matrix movies, any star trek after the original, the national anthem, barbara bush, laura bush, rap and modern country music, people with pet snakes, my landlord, the davinci code, the bible code, morse code, and the common code, giant squids, high gas prices, nuclear bombs, george will, william bennet, tom cruise, pol pot, tina louise, radio, weak coffee, texas, oklahoma, millstadt illinois, silent letters, mcdonald's, pedophiles, the french, flies, war, modern horror films,
most white folks, cell phones and the people who use them, anything by clapton that isn't blues, chihuahuas, old musicals, soft jazz or soft rock, people who call elvis the king of rock and roll, narcs, albania, latvia, and nova scotia, girls named meagan, people who don't know how to fill out deposit slips in drive through banks, people who claim to talk to the dead, and people who enjoy 'cats' the broadway musical, all insufferable idiots, fools, morans, and jerkoffs, glossy super beautiful posing fake lesbians, strippers, male or female, queer eye for the straight guy, dog show people, sobriety checkpoints, creamed corn, solid state amplifiers, raw oysters or platters of crawdads, bed bath and beauty stores, small town cops, those who pronounce 'library' with only one 'r', denny's or shoney's, commercials for drugs that i don't even know what you take them for, child proof packaging, greta garbo, that little squishy white cube on the top of my beans, semi nude fat people, girls who love horses, social functions, getting old, talking to robots on the phone, flower gardening, hallmark cards, tom and jerry cartoons, watching animals hump on nature shows, lindsey graham, benny hinn, what i had for dinner last night, zima, sock monkeys or flying monkeys, most birds, talking about the wheather, people in general, funny answering machine messages that aren't, psychic fairs, men who fart and think it's funny, those who park in handicapped parking just to run in and grab a pack o' smokes, crickets, doilies, rabid homophobes, commercials with babies, tailgaters, georgia o'keefe, mary worth, pierced eyebrows, playing monopoly with people who just make up rules as they go along, winter, martial arts movies, and people who don't use paragraphs.
that's all i can think of at the moment, but i might remember a couple other things later when i'm in a better mood.
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