Unleash Your Inner Drama Queen

[sus]

This is a role-play thread.



What a dump.

[qwertyMike]

1. I CAN'T HEAR YOU

I'm locked in the bathroom

[sus]

4. Hey you. Cut it out.

You're giving me a migraine. And you hurt my feelings. And my stomach aches. Did I mention the shingles? Do you know what it's like to live with shingles, day in, day out, no thanks to anyone, thank you very much.

[sus]

2. it figures

Doesn't it just figure.



Damn it to hell.

I mean...it's SATURDAY!

whatever.

[sus]

3. That was the worst moment of my entire life. The absolute worst.

The absolutely totally completely worst. The worst.

I will never get over it. Ever. Never.

And you can't make me. I mean it.

I really mean it this time. This time I really really mean it.

[BlondieK143]

5. Like.

Oh. My. Gawd.

[tainted_chimp]

6. "I AM big...

...it's the PICTURES that got small."

[sus]

7. That does it. I'm leaving.

Really. Truly. Just try to stop me.

Go ahead. Try.

I'm leaving.

Really.

Right this very minute.

I am moving towards the door.

I am at the door.

I am turning the handle.

I am giving you a withering glance.

Just try to stop me.

Really. Right this minute. I am turning you into stone with the wither of my glance.

I'm waiting.

Just try to stop me.

Really truly honestly never again I swear to God I will right this very minute.

I just threw a pen across the room.

that is how distraught I am.

this could get ugly.

shield your eyes.

[sus]

8. ohmygod I fucking HATE that FANTA commercial!! STOP playing it!

WHEN WILL THIS REIGN OF TERROR END???!!

[Duncan Grant]

9. Role play nothin'!

I'm living it!

[terrya]

10. "Tina....bring me the AX!"

If you going to be the drama queen, "Mommie Dearest" is the model. :-)

[sundog]

17. Here!

[sus]

11. <adjusts earring slowly and meaningfully>

I have never been so humiliated in my entire life.

[GOPisEvil]

12. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!??!

*sob*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Why should I? You don't care about me!!!

[AwakeAtLast]

14. Nobody cares about me!!!! WAHHHH!

Word correction on edit.

[sundog]

15. It's always about you, isn't it (sniff) I've been to paradise, but I've...

never been to me (sniff)

[Arwennick]

16. Listen Up!!

Save the Drama for your Momma
Cause it don't work with me