David Beckham is the most beautiful man who has ever walked Earth.

[VolcanoJen]

Just received the latest "Vanity Fair" issue in the mail, and I'm simply drooling over the cover story about Becks, and the delicious photos within.

I simply had to share that with someone... and now, I possibly may require a moment alone. }(

- Volcano "Posh" Jen

[Fenris]

1. He's worshiped alongside Buddha in some South Asian communities.

[dolo amber]

4. Don't be hatin', Fen

:P;)

:*

[Fenris]

5. I thought I was complimenting him.

:shrug:

There is no greater Fußballspieler on the planet. I'm an Arsenal fan and I will admit that (sorry Thierry and Robert). And he's way out of Posh Spice's league.

[dolo amber]

7. Ah well then..

my apologies, mon cher. ;)

(I don't know what on earth would've made me presume you to be making a sarky remark...:shrug: ;))

And ol' Poshy definitely needs a sammich or something, fer chrissake...:eyes:

[Fenris]

8. A sammich? Hell, a cracker!

Toooooo thin. Me likes women who don't resemble cadavers. Thus my fascination with Kate Winslet. :)

[catzies]

9. He's not kidding. I think it's in Thailand where they have a gold statue

Dammit, where's that link? x(

YES!

"Did You Know?

A one-foot high gold statue of Beckham has been placed in Bangkok's Pariwas Buddhist Temple alongside about 100 other statues of minor deities - a spot normally reserved for angels. Sculptor, Thongruang Haemhod made the idol to keep Beckham's memory alive for the next thousand years."

http://www.online-shrine.com/beckham/

[Fenris]

11. That's the one I was thinking of!

:toast:

I am vindicated!

[RiffRandell]

2. I agree!

He's in my top 5 list. Haven't gotten the new VF in the mail yet---but the latest issue of US has a picture of him with his shirt off--he has the best body.

[Blue_Tires]

3. but as it's been said here before

Teammate Ronaldo by far has the better-looking wife (and probably mistress, too)

[sundog]

6. wait ! he's not more beautiful than me!

[BlondieK143]

10. HELLLLLLOOOOO there!!!

*drool*

[sundog]

12. yeah, they took that pic of me yesterday...

I was tired... I look like shit...

:P

[BlondieK143]

13. One word.

Lickable.

[Champ]

14. Damn!!!

I'm not lickable. I'm jealous of Sundog. :D

on edit: Btw I'll vouch for your Yumminess ;)

[BlondieK143]

18. HA!

No comment.

[sundog]

19. Jealous?You should have seen how bad I looked before the plasticsurgery...

[BlondieK143]

21. OH DEAR!!

I'm going to need a cold shower. HUBBA HUBBA!

[Champ]

23. AH! The horror

I'm scarred!! :silly:

[Teddy_Salad]

15. You think he's 'lickable' Blondie.....then check me out

Pretty hot, huh???

[BlondieK143]

16. RaWr

'Tis nothing else to say.

[Teddy_Salad]

24. You've gone so giddy over my picture that your lost for words, huh?

[BlondieK143]

27. That's right!

I was thinking I was um, waiting on a nude one? Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Champ]

17. lol

Anyone seen Belladonna around? I still haven't fully recovered from all the Viagra and Magaritas she slipped me.

[Teddy_Salad]

22. Here she is

[Champ]

25. lol-I thought this was her

[BlondieK143]

28. Damnit! I told you to ask me before you posted my pics!

GRRR!

[Champ]

30. LoL Sorry

If it makes you feel better you can post mine. :)

Though I'm a little :scared: of the reactions to it though.

[BlondieK143]

31. Oh be quiet.

you know you're the man on that other side of that pic of me! hahahaha

[Champ]

35. lol

But this time the tables are turned around... I'm the one with the whip :evilgrin:

[Champ]

33. Actually THIS is her

[sundog]

20. Teddy, you've always been my man...

---

[terrya]

38. *Whew", Teddy. Talk about "more of you to love"...

There enough there for 10 people to love. :-)

Terry

[Mobius]

45. You need a bra

You dont do the nasty, on top much, do you?

[VolcanoJen]

47. Or, at the least, a "Manssiere"

Seinfeld fans... ;-)

[sundog]

26. What happened to VolcanoJen? She ran off with the magazine!

--

[Teddy_Salad]

29. She's busy right now. She should be back ummmm......shortly

[sundog]

32. I guess she's indisposed at the moment--

--

[Teddy_Salad]

34. 'Indisposed'? Yeah, I guess you could put it that way

Although, you'd think she'd be finished by now!

[VolcanoJen]

36. Heh heh....

}( Ahhh... Becks.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. Personally, I find him over-rated and bland.

Now Eric Cantona, there's a (former) football superhero.



And a published poet to boot!

[VolcanoJen]

39. Uh, no way.

Becks might be the blandest, dullest, uneducated bloke of the last decade, but who cares?

I'm talking pure, animal-level, sexual lust here, and Cantona just doesn't look as good with his shirt off as Becks. There has simply never been a more beautiful man.

I mean, look at this photo... pre-tattoos, of course:

[Just Me]

40. *sigh*,...if only I had a clue,...*sigh*,...

,...but, I totally get off on others getting off.

I can do that!!! :bounce:

[HEyHEY]

41. No way - Johnny Depp by far

If a straight man says that - it's true

[U2Fanatic]

43. That's what I'm talking about!

Though I wouldn't kick Beckham out of bed either!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. I did a google pic search

because I'd never heard of the guy. Here's my favorite pic:

[Mobius]

44. Well I had to google him to figure out who he was,

but yeah, he's pretty damn hot.However I am still partial to Viggo and Johnny.

[terrya]

46. David Beckham is beautiful, but Hugh Jackman is THE most beautiful man.

Well, just my .02 anyway.

[DemExpat]

48. lol, Jen....

I would agree from the neck down he is fab.....
but when I see his head and sense what goes on within it....it is a big torn-off for this gal...

:hi:

DemEx

[VolcanoJen]

49. Aw, c'mon girl... just look at that FACE.

To hell with what's inside that brain... I ain't talkin' 'bout love.

}(

[T_i_B]

50. I have a bucket of cold water ready!

I'm getting slightly annoyed at seeing his mug in every shop window at the moment as we are in the run up to Euro 2004.