We're looking at adding bumper stickers to our mall...Do you like them?

[WillParkinson]

[brainshrub]

1. I love the first one!

Hahahahahahahaha!

[WillParkinson]

2. I almost spit my Dew when I read the Barbie one...

Too funny.

And, being a vegan, I found the first one to be something I'd have on my car!

[WillParkinson]

3. So...what?

Brainshrub and I were the only ones who got a smile out of them?

[havocmom]

4. I love them!

And they are the perfect relief from a way too Ray-gun sorta day!
(Almost put Irish Creme through the nose with the last one. If I only had a bumper...

[WillParkinson]

6. Bumper...

Yes that would probably help. :-)

Thanks for replying. I'm glad someone else liked them, too.

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. The retail one is awesome!

I don't anymore, but I remember the miserable Christmas seasons at Sound Warehouse in the 80s, forced to listen to Christmas album after Christmas album. The George Strait one was especially brutal!

The "It Takes Two" by Rob Bass looping endlessly in my head, the idiots buying Milli Vanilli, the fucked up inventories I constantly had to double-check by stupid employees, managers who had an axe to grind making weekly schedules, evil employees playing oodles of REALLY bad smooth jazz, evil customers requesting horrible dance music, midnight shifts in the video department, and having to chase late-night shoppers out with "Song X" by Pat Metheny & Ornette Coleman because they WOULDN'T LEAVE!

Ahhhh...the joys of retail.

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[Citizen Daryl]

8. Xmas retail shenanigans.

I used to load the 10-CD changer at the record store with ten different versions of "Little Drummer Boy", and set it on repeat. It was fun to watch the expressions on people's faces when it started to sink in.

[latebloomer]

7. I like the first one best too! n/t

[supernova]

9. I'll Try Being Nicer,

If You'll Try Being Smarter.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so true of me. I can be very impatient with stupid people.

[WillParkinson]

10. And yet you get along with me so well...

<snicker>

[RebelOne]

11. They're all great.

Second one is my favorite.

[WillParkinson]

12. Do you mean the formerly red x one or the one that should have been 3rd?

Just curious.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Love em. Especially the last one

one of my favorite things to say to kids

[amandae]

14. I like them all!!

Especially the Barbie one and the dragon one :)