Angelina, Nicole or Charlize?

[Mobius]

Poll question: Angelina, Nicole or Charlize?

before the people that prefer women start complaining.

Angelina Jolie



Nicole Kidman



Charlize Theron


Yes, you must pick from these 3, because I'm an evil wench ;)

[LiberalVoice]

1. I LOVE CHARLIZE THERON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[jadedcherub]

2. I've had a crush on Angelina Jolie for almost 9 years now.

yowza.

.jc.

[Mobius]

3. I voted for Angie, I think she's the prettiest.

Although I realize it's like comparing apples and orages at this point.

[jadedcherub]

4. Pretty good looking apples and oranges though.

[qwertyMike]

5. But she's a nutbar

[Mobius]

22. The hell she is...

she is an incredible humanitarian. Look it up:(

[CanuckAmok]

6. Well...I would have said Charlize, but...

...I worked with her a few years ago, and she's one of most neurotic, unpleasant people I've ever met. So much for fantasy.

I'd have to say, from the list, Nicole Kidman. Okay, she's had two children so her abs probably look like a topographical map. but she seems like she might have a good head on her shoulders.

Re Angeline Jolie: Anyone who

a) would marry Billy Bob Thornoton,
b) carry her significant other's blood in a pendant,
c) get tatoos based on boyfriends/husbands

is too flakey, even for me (which is sayingquite a bit).

[TheWizardOfMudd]

8. Nicole's kids are adopted

She can't have kids.

She got my vote, too!

[Liberal Classic]

7. Evil wenches deserve cheek

Those women are all too skinny. No Jennifer Coolidge or Lauren Bacall.

[LastKnight]

9. nicole if i have to pick from those 3... nt

[Delano]

10. Charlize - like a perfect confection!

Nicole is beautiful, but has a slightly distant & icy quality I don't much care for. As for Jolie, I've always been puzzled by her popularity. Hate the collagen-pumped lips, she always seems to have sleep-boogers in her eyes, and she looks somehow - unsanitary.

I suppose she acts well enough, but as a thing of beauty, she's barely above the leggy horse-face, Julia Roberts.

[neverborn]

11. Kidman > Jolie > Charlize

All about the red ;)

[DS1]

12. Angelina Jolie

Dark mind, glowing heart.

[malachibk]

13. Nicole, hands down

Although, Angelina comes in a close second. Charlize just isn't my thing.

[solinvictus]

14. Angelina

[joeybee12]

15. Had to go with Angelina--the only one of the three who CAN ACT!!!

Nicole is especially talentless.

And as for the photos of her for Stepford Wives--they give airbrushing a whole new definition. A scrawny, pasty, talentless skank.

[DS1]

16. skank? You know this because...?

Jesus, you can question someone's talent and probably have a point, but why call her a skank?

:wtf:

[Delano]

39. Angleina acts like a skank

Aside from slovenly her appearance and hideously enhanced lips, this is the woman who bragged about how she just got finished "fucking in the limousine" on the red carpet at the Oscars. I don't care that she did, but saying so at suc h a formal event it pretty skanky - Billy Bob is skanky too.

To her credit, Angelina seems classy and smart compared to Courtney Love...


ON EDIT: Oops! When I saw the word "skank": I automatically assumed it was about Angelina!

Nicole is a distant ice queen, but not a skank. She's a pretty good actress.

Anngelina's not a bad actress, but she's skanky. She has eye boogers.

[Mobius]

23. Booooooo Have you NEVER seen" Monster"?????

Ms. Theron won a WELL DESERVED Oscar for the role of Aileen Wournos. Look at the pic of Char in costume and a pic of the real Aileen. Her perfomance was simply ASTONISHING!!!

[Cannikin]

17. Jolie could turn me straight.

[Speck Tater]

18. You forgot to include "OTHER"

Angelina's a good strong 9.2, but why were there no 10's in your list?

[Radical Activist]

19. This does seem like a woman's list of women

I have no complaints about these three. They're all very attractive. But don't they seem like the women that other women think are the most beautiful? When I hear a woman (straight or not) talk about the female celebrities they think are the most attractive Angelina Jolie comes up first 9 times out of 10. Of course, that makes Jolie even much more appealing. :D

[Mobius]

24. My poll, I said pick from these 3

Deal with it or make your own poll. :)

[DS1]

20. Guess who....

:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

21. Doesn't she look evil sometimes?

I like that. :evilgrin:
That's who I voted for

[Bombtrack]

25. People who voted for Nicole Kidman are fing crazy IMO

She's a plain-Jane compared to the other 2.

Angelina Jolie has a face that is a 10 and a body that's a 9. Charlize has a pretty great body, like an 8, and almost perfect face, although we see from Monster that she can be uglied up without any makeup.

Nicole Kidman is like a 7 tops. Average Body, above average face, meh hair, pale skin. Plus she's a scientologist so you know she's frigging whacked out, and not in the good way.

Angie, Angie, Angie on this poll even though I like Blondes over Brunettes in the general population

[YellowRubberDuckie]

26. The acting talent of all three isn't in dispute in my mind...

But I chose Angelina. Nichole's great, but there's something about Angelina that makes me like her. And while Charlize is a very good actress, she is in fact a little to skanky for my tastes.
Duckie

[Flaxbee]

27. OK, has no one else noticed that Charlize has got jowls?

If she's not photographed just right, she's got little chipmunk jowls like she's got a winter's worth of seeds stuffed right inside her mouth. Nicole's too skinny. Period. If Angelina is truly non-surgically enhanced, then she's just phenomenal.

[Bombtrack]

30. Angie definetly doesn't have implants if that's what you mean

maybe a lift, but there's nothing detracting about that. Plastic surgery isn't bad unless it's noticable as being or seeming fake.

[jpgray]

31. Yeah, based on my experience with mammae, her's are real

But I disagree about plastic surgery--it's noticeable to me and it is a huge turn-off.

[Bombtrack]

32. Not if it's just a lift. I think Angelina, Halle Berry, + Jessica Simpson

have all had them, to eliminate excessive sag and droopyness, and if you didn't notice they all have something close to perfection. Better than before they had it done. Go to awfulplasticsurgury.com. I hate fakies, but you'd be amazed what a little touch up can do these days.

[NewHampshireDem]

28. Charlize, without a doubt ...

even if I had the whole universe of women to chose from, I'd pick her (at least to be in my top 10). Angelina is just too freaky (plus, who wants to go where anyone named Billy Bob has gone before) and Nicole is hot, but not as hot as Charlize. I totally loved her in "The Italian Job" and can't wait to see her in tight leather pants in "Aeon Flux."

[mvd]

29. Charlize is most my type

Angelina is pretty in her own way, though, and Nicole looks quite good sometimes.

[Mobius]

33. Who here suddenly finds themselves

suddenly being jealous of Einstein's tongue?

[Angelus]

34. Angelina all the way!

[SarahB]

35. My husband says I look like Nicole somewhat.

So I have to go with her. If Nicole has a shorter, slightly chubbier, bustier little sister- that could be me. :D

[Mobius]

36. I wanna have a slumber party

;)

[Blue-Jay]

37. Charlize, but just barely over Nicole.

Had the poll included Mila Jovovich......Mmmmmm.

[Ganja Ninja]

38. I'd like to try all three and get back to you on that.

[VOX]

40. Charlize! She recently told Nelson Mandela, "I love you so much."

Not only is she smart and a stunner, her priorities are in the right place.

http://www.gmax.co.za/feel04/03/12-theronMandela.html
March 12, 2004

JOHANNESBURG — South African Oscar winner Charlize Theron burst into tears when she met former president Nelson Mandela on Thursday.

"I love you so much," Theron said when she met the elder statesman at the Nelson Mandela Foundation in Houghton, Johannesburg.

She told Mandela he had inspired her and many other people. "I love you too," Mandela said, wiping away tears, and hugged and kissed a visibly moved Theron.

He thanked Theron for putting South Africa on the map and praised her for doing so well in her chosen career.
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