some hints on pissing on graves

[EdGy]

There have been a number of mentions of urinating on graves.

A few suggestions.

In order to avoid being arrested for public indecency and/ or public urination:

1. Piss into a bottle in private.

2. Bring the bottle to the grave in question.

3. Pour contents of bottle onto grave.


This will, I believe, avoid the possibility of arrest by ideologically motivated persons for the above-listed offenses...

[mopaul]

1. you are one sick person

and that's why i like you

[EdGy]

3. thank you!

what a wonderful compliment!

:hi:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Kick ass idea!

[DinahMoeHum]

4. People will probably think it's holy water !! Tee hee.

n/t

:evilgrin:

[EdGy]

5. LOL, that's great...

so maybe paste a little cross on the bottle too...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Remember to Tramp the Dirt Down first of all, if you get my drift.

[ContinentalOp]

7. The old Brian Eno trick.

Supposedly Brian Eno wanted to piss in Marcel Duchamp's famous urinal but was too embarrased to expose himself in a gallery so he rigged up something with a bag and a tube running through his sleeve. I'm not sure if he ever carried it out though or if it's just a funny legend.

[Lou_C]

8. You can hide the pee in a Holy water bottle or a Snapple Lemonaid Bottle

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. I am proud to say I have pissed on J. Edgar Hoover's grave

and I did it the old fashioned way. I found it a wonderful way to celebrate MLK's birthday holiday.

That was before video cameras and satelite micro-surgery was possible.

I still have the urge, and your post has given me new hope.

Thank you.