A blowjob moratorium?

[Senior citizen]

Now what would happen if everyone who had a significant other, spouse, or trick with a penis, and knew they voted Republican, just announced, the next time they were asked for a blowjob, "Oh, I'm sorry, that's sort of a, you know, Democrat thing, like Clinton, and I've decided that until we get a Democrat in the White House, I'm not doing it."

Now would that build the Democratic Party and ensure a Kerry landslide, or what?

[htuttle]

1. A Lysistrata remake?

Believe it or not, that idea is a few thousand years old...sort of.

[benburch]

2. Yep...

I am flashing back to the year-long class I took at University of Chicago; "Greek Thought and Literature"

[Liberal Classic]

9. Is that a Roman epistle in code

or are you just happy to see me?

[VelmaD]

3. Works on Republican girlfriends too

Let's not be gender-biased - oral-sex moratorium.

[SarahB]

6. That's just cruel.

:(

[Guy_Montag]

11. If I promise to vote dem....

does that mean I get guarunteed...

I'm lowering the tone again amn't I?

:spank:

[havocmom]

4. nah, some Republicans aren't crazy for bush* but as a proponent of choice

I think a bumper sticker like this would be fun:

No Roe, No Blow(job)

[Senior citizen]

5. Or maybe

Blowjobs are better than snowjobs -- vote Democrat 2004

[afraid_of_the_dark]

7. Christians and BJ's...

Aren't you forgetting the Christians (or maybe this is just Catholics... can someone can help me out a little here)? Sex is sacred act between a man and a woman, for the purposes of procreation only. Oral sex, which is sex only for pleasure and therefore is born out of lustful feelings, is sinful. So, offering the Christian (or Catholic?) Repubs BJ's is like offering them a ticket straight to hell. I don't think that will help our cause much...

[LynneSin]

12. You know how many Christian Teenagers do BJ or Anal...

...because that's the only way they can have 'sex' without losing their virginity before marriage.

Trust me - kids do that!

[Guy_Montag]

14. No way.

Well I imagine the BJ thing is right, but anal? That has to be more morally dubious than just having sex. (From a Christian point of view)

Maybe I should start going to Bible class....

[jpgray]

15. It's not about morality, it's about rationalization

The less physical evidence, the easier it would be to rationalize, for example. Christianity (and all faiths, really) have been about rationalizing the same sins we've always committed for the past few thousand years. :D

[Beer Snob-50]

13. That is a Catholic belief!

every sperm is sacred (to take from that great Monty Python Song!)

[terrya]

8. The only problem is, the Republicans don't seem to like sex...

unless it's for procreation purposes. :-)

But I love the idea, anyway. :-)

[Senior citizen]

10. Well, I seem to remember reading about

a gender gap, and about couples whose votes cancelled each other out. It just seemed to me that if pukes could use sex to get a Democrat out of the White House, maybe it could backfire on them.

And there are plenty of evangelical right-wing Christian pukes who aren't Catholic and think they discovered sex, or at least have a patent on it.

It was just a thought.....

By the way, all you Greek scholars, did that Lysistrata thing work?

:kick: