Someone did think to check the box, didn't they?

[Career Prole]

I've always been mildly suspicious of "closed casket" affairs.
If the death of RR can monopolize the media for a week, imagine what a few random sightings followed by a full-blown resurrection would do.
<choir singing>

[catzies]

1. I think the closed casket affair is meant to reinforce the mythology

After all, we haven't SEEN him in a dozen years, and America might be shocked at his appearance. We're being spared. So instead we get the pictures of heyday Ronnie.

[Neshanic]

2. Check Nancy's closet for something slimming and elegant missing.

[Don_G]

3. Maybe She Kept The Part She Liked

:shrug:

[sus]

4. hey! NO sex threads!

this is disGUSTING.

[Career Prole]

5. The speed with which DUers can turn a conversation from funerary

concerns to sex is quite amazing, really.
Randy bunch. I'm kinda proud of 'em. :D