Mrs Matcom Won't Let Me Go On A Date With A Porn Star Either!

[matcom]

so, i told her i am starting this thread so you all can say bad things about her and make her cry.

got for it!

[Renew Deal]

1. I'll go out with Mrs. Matcom while you are out with the porn star.

:bounce:

[matcom]

3. no, no, no

THIS thread is dedicated to making her cry and feeling bad about her decision

[trumad]

6. Maybe she's saving you from embarrassment

after all, the Porn Stars usually mix with the well endowed...

[sus]

2. Mrs Matcom? you still let your mom order you around? HAHA! pussy!

[matcom]

5. yes, pussy is what i am after

now MAKE HER CRY DAMMIT

[sus]

13. oh right..."look who you married! LOOK at him! you could have had ANYONE!"

That oughta do it...

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

15. for some strange reason, that didn't do it

:shrug:

[XNASA]

4. Really. What about Ron Jeremy?

He seems like a nice guy.

[matcom]

7. prefer blondes

[DS1]

8. No way, I'd rather not have knives thrown at me in a couple weeks

:7

Mrs. Matcom is a great dart player, and unlike you knows how to appreciate the finer things in life. Like homemade porn :evilgrin:

[matcom]

10. chickenshit

MAKE HER CRY NOW

[DS1]

16. uh uh uhmmmm!!

Matcom rakes leaves upwind so he doesn't have to be inside with ~you~

[matcom]

17. no, no, no

now you are just getting ME in trouble and that really wasn't what i was after x(

[DS1]

18. but you could be in the doghouse with a porn star...

Dude, you're the married one, you figure out how to get your wife crying without being trouble :shrug:

[ParanoidPat]

9. Mrs Matcom has extremely poor taste......

.....in men! Is she crying yet? :shrug: :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

11. Typical women

Won't let us out to have any fun. Party poopers, it is not like we are going to do anything bad. who knows that porn star might turn out to be a nice penpal or something.

[Liberal Veteran]

12. Here's a cute chick with a nice pussy...

[sus]

14. awwwww....more! post more kitties! yay!!

[Bake]

19. I can't believe Mrs. Matcom could be so SELFISH!

I mean really now! That is just so selfish. If she really loved you she would gladly, happily suppport you in this endeavor to fulfill one of your lifelong dreams! To do otherwise is just pure selfishness. She should be grateful that you shared this dream with her, instead of just pursuing it on your own. And how does she react? With selfishness. Shame, shame, shame.

How's that?

Bake

[trof]

20. OK. Stand back. Gimme some room.

Mrs. Matcom:
YOU GOT A BAD PERSONALITY, YOUR MAMA DRESSES YOU FUNNY, YOUR FEET STINK AND YOU DON'T LOVE JESUS!
I didn't wanna do it, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

What? That didn't do it?
Wait a minute.

OK, lean in here real close while I peel this here onion.
:cry:

[trof]

21. Guess it worked.

Here's a hanky.

[SarahB]

22. She's so mean.

How do you put up with that shit? :shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

23. tell her

tell her that you'll think of her the ENTIRE time, that you'll call the porn star by her (Mrs Matcom's) name when you come and that you'll try and learn something new to show Mrs Matcom when you get home.


if that doesn't work offer her a 3-some!~

[Amaya]

24. You big meanie!

You need a good :spank:

[WoodrowFan]

25. bump

n grind.