Confess! How much..ahem.."adult material" is on your computer?

[Liberal Veteran]

:)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Well, no 'adult material' but I do have quite a bit of porn.

[Speck Tater]

2. I have loads of very advanced math stuff that's not for kids!

Differential equations, group theory, topology. It wouldn't do to let stuff like that fall into the hands of impressionable youths.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Gosh...you are a sick perv, aren't you?

:P

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

4. Okay.... going for the easy one...

... enough to turn the floppy into a Hard Drive.

<quick, before this one is deleted!!!>

[TrogL]

5. Better question - how well is it protected from prying eyes?

I've got mine so locked down I can't even see it...and I'm the administrator.

[plcdude]

6. VelmaD

keeps all of mine for me and rations it out.

[VelmaD]

9. It's a dirty job...

you know the rest.

[plcdude]

13. How come it is always

so sticky? Pun intended.

[VelmaD]

16. Is that a complaint?

'Cause I can always cut you off. :P

[plcdude]

18. ouch

o no, no complaint here send me more really I need it.

[VelmaD]

20. I've been having problems...

with my supplier. He had this woman move into his house and now he doesn't send me fucked up German clown porn anymore. :(

[TrogL]

33. I saw some of that once

I really, really, really don't get it.

[VelmaD]

34. It wasn't the clown makeup...

and it wasn't the stinging nettles and it wasn't even the fact that I couldn't understand a word they were saying...it was the circus music that fucked with my head.

[TOhioLiberal]

38. Gee VelmaD thanks for the visual...

...I'll be all night scrubbing THAT out of my brain :)

[bif]

7. None.

It's all on CDs.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. I keep mine on DVDs....

I'll be so glad when I get a doublesided burner.

[Endangered Specie]

29. I used to do that...

Instead I got a seperate external hard drive to hold my load (so to speak).

[WoodrowFan]

10. do Matcom's posts in my cache count? (NT)

[DS1]

11. It's actually on my keyboard....

... I'm a freelance Penthouse Letters writer

what were you thinking?

[LincolnMcGrath]

12. YOU too?

what was I thinking?

[DS1]

14. I'll tell you what you were thinking

You were looking at that poolboy's tanned, sweaty body rippling as he worked that long shafted filter in little circles - and as you walked outside into the searingly hot sun with a glass of lemonade...

[LincolnMcGrath]

37. Dude

I never thought I would have a reason to write a letter, but last.......

[DS1]

43. I was working late as a cook in the local pizza dive, and was just about

to close up, when in walks this stunning, leggy blonde.

[baldguy]

15. None.

That's why I got a CD burner.

[terrya]

17. Lots. Scads. Oodles. Tons.

on this PC.

:-)

Terry

[VelmaD]

19. Funnily enough...

I can say the same about my puter at home. :evilgrin:

on edit: dangit terrya, you edited and now my response isn't funny anymore x(

[plcdude]

21. ah ha

the answer to the sticky riddle at last.

[terrya]

22. I edited my subject line, Velma. I could see a "deletion" in my future...

But it's cool that we have the same tastes. :-)

[VelmaD]

24. It's not the only thing on my puter...

but sometimes I like the boy-on-boy thing as much as any straight guy likes to watch two chicks. :evilgrin:

[terrya]

25. Interesting how quite a few straight women love gay porn.

Hey, the guys are MUCH hotter (not a Ron Jeremy in the bunch, not to take away anything from Mr. Jeremy's charms) and well, two guys fucking...particularly the likes of Matthew Rush or Ryan Idol. YUM.

:evilgrin:

[Shredr]

26. Most Playgirl playmates are gay

[VelmaD]

28. Honey, I webhost several sites...

full of boy-on-boy aimed right at straight women. It's a hobby. :)

But I've also seen some really BAD gay porn.

[SmileyBoy]

23. None.

I don't keep it on my hard drive.:)

[Endangered Specie]

32. Your TAPE drive? DVD+-RW?

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Shit. I have one hard drive just for pornography.

:bounce:

[ThoughtCriminal]

30. I keep a few gigabytes of random numbers

archived just in case Mr. Ashcroft gets interested. Have fun.

[Endangered Specie]

31. Being a horny male college student...

Huge External Hard Drive + 10Mpbs LAN (which I can easily gross 4Mbytes/sec) = Lots of Kleenix.

[Fenris]

40. Dude, they practically encourage us to download it.

That's what you really pay for. It's not about the education; it's about the super-fast pornography.

[supernova]

35. Some stuff

but not as large as my music collection.

[Westegg]

36. Some. Now a question for you:

If I go to an "adult" site and click on a naked picture, does that mean it's "on" my computer? If so, for how long? I REALLY would like to know. Thanks!

[WLKjr]

39. Well to be technical

It is on your computer, cuz your computer recieves code that is translated into that picture, but as for it being saved and on your HD, 1 of 2 things happened. You either right clicked and saved the image to your HD or the image is a cookie.

[Shadowen]

41. A disturbing amount.

And in some places, some of it counts as illegal. :D

[Nomad559]

42. A disturbing amount

Same here ... what's wrong with me :evilgrin:

My G Drive has one folder of adult videos (75.6 GB)
I have one folder of Images that Is (386 MB)

My D Drive has one folder of Images that Is (1.33 GB)

My other PC has even more on It

And I have about 100 GB on CDs :crazy: