How can I cook a lobster that isn't a screamer?

[trumad]

Do you think Mary Tyler Moore will know?

[sus]

1. hahaha! you make monkey laugh.

[trof]

2. gag it

[Southsideirish]

3. How would you like to be boiled alive in a pot? I I imagine you would

scream bloody murder.

[trumad]

4. I already have and it was quite refreshing...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Another use for duct tape

[soleft]

6. Jack Lemmon once explained a way in movie

It was a terrible movie, a Blake Edwards flick I think.

Anyway, he said boil the lobster in white wine, that way by the time the tempurature got too high the lobster would be tanked and wouldn't care.

[scarlet_owl]

7. The "scream" is actually the lobster pushing out air

from it's nasal cavity. I would see if the place that sold it to you steams them for free. That way you don't have to hear it. Two cents from a former fish-monger.

[soothsayer]

8. you can kill it before hand with a needle into its head or something

then you will be assured the noise is just air escaping (which it is, apparently)

[Bake]

9. Geez, do they really DO that??

Kinda freaky! But mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm good!
Pass the butter please...

Bake

[SayitAintSo]

10. Put a little lemon wedge over his eyes ....

He'll look like a little lobster hostage, but at least he won't be staring at you after you boil him alive!

[qwertyMike]

11. Head first

[DBoon]

12. Like Fat Freddy

of the freewheelin freak brothers did with his Thanksgiving turkey...


kill it humanely. With an overdose of barbiturates.

[TrogL]

13. Ank says I screamed for over a minute last night

I had blood in my mouth afterward.

:evilgrin: