goodness those lackwits over in GD, glad I don't ever go there anymore

[mopaul]

they are all vaporish about something or other on the news, which i don't bother

with anymore. some actor is ill or something. it's so much nicer and sensible here in the lounge, where you can just

drink cheap whiskey and type at your liesure.

those people need a chill pill to counteract the stuff they've been inhaling.

a toast to
the loungers!

[Liberal Veteran]

1. I hope you showered before coming into the Lounge...

If not, get thee gone.

[yorgatron]

2. this just in!

reagan still dead,yorgatron still glad.

[BeFree]

3. It's bad in GD

Ya think it was bad over the weekend? Hah. The Conduct & Content Police are going backwards, again!

So nice to escape. Them boys got no respect, none.

Barmaid! A round for the House!

[welshTerrier2]

4. you can run but ...

ve vill track you down ...

[Westegg]

5. Mo, bro: Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream!!!!!

It's easy here. It's FUN here. Come on in, come on in! Like bein' at the bottom of a wram, oh-so-warm swimmin' pool full of rose-colored water and lookin' back up to the world above but SUDDENLY you can breathe underwater. Yeah, mm-hmm, it's WARM down here, lover. And there's that pretty girl/guy you always wanted and she/he's down here too, and it's just the two of you and you look up above the surface of the pool and it's all BAD SHIT up there, man---skies blackening, fires falling, death wails, no matter! Armageddon? Who GIVES a shit? We're down here and it feels SOOOO good.

You and your lover drift off to your special corner of the special DU pool. So then it's just the two of you, and the world is over but YOU DON'T CARE.

And just the two of you to repopulate the world...