Things NOT To Say While Posting at DU.

[sus]

The mods all voted and they said I should create another thread because I haven't created enough threads today and it's obvious(to them, at least) that I need to express my thread ideas more.

All you little people who live in my PC are just plain nuts.

[sus]

1. I invite all reborn Christians to share your views here on abortion.

[pinto]

5. I'm offended by your use of a complete sentence.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Wait...say on DU...or say in general...

My brain hurts now.

[sus]

3. just roll with it. whatever you want. just for the LOVE OF GOD put your

pants back on!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

7. Damn, those Fox News Female news readers are HOT!

Vapidity is SO sexy.

[Career Prole]

11. 'Scuse me...them's my drawers!

I just streaked GD. :hi:

[Wonk]

4. Yes, it's the people who live in your PC that are nuts. That's the ticket!

:crazy:

[sus]

9. I really wish everyone would stop picking on me.

what did i ever do to any of you? was it the post where i said i couldn't help it if your parents were siblings? or was it the one where i said your kids were all lousy lays? what? what did i say? i'm just practicing free speech here and stuff. ya know?

[Gothic Sponge]

6. "You know that Jerry Falwell seems like a nice guy."

[Fenris]

8. Ronald Reagan s***s c***s in Hell!

:nuke:

[jus_the_facts]

23. LMAO.....THE POWER OF REAGANOMICS COMPELLS YOU!

:evilgrin:

[sus]

10. If it weren't for the US, you all would be EATING RATS.

[sus]

12. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERONE HATS ME.

EVERONE PAYS ATTENTION TO EVERONE ELSE WHO POSTS BUT IVE BEEN HEAR FOR WEEKS AND EVERONE IGNORS MY POSTS ITHINK YOUR ALL UNFRIENDLY. THE WOMAN FLIRT WITH EVERONE BUT ME AND I DONT UNDERSTAND ARNT I CUTE TOO WHY DONT YOU LIKE NICE GUYS

[Fenris]

14. I don't hat you. I cap you.

[sus]

15. Anyone wanna e-mail with a 14-yo male?

[mike_c]

13. hey, what's your FR nick...?

[GOPisEvil]

16. Ya know...that Tom DeLay might not be such a bad guy after all.

He has a nice hair helmet - that's always the sign of a man that can be trusted.

Gack...I need a shower after typing that...

[sus]

17. What we really need to focus on this election year,

is making esperanto our official language. This is vital. Please allow me to write about this throughout this thread named for Tipper Gore.

[pinto]

25. I m ufend u ryt n cumplet sents.

[Shadowen]

18. I want Ann Coulter to spank me.

Actually, I want to spank Ann Coulter. And not in a sexy way, either.

[m-jean03]

19. Let's talk graphic sex, right now.

:evilgrin:

(Hey, you said things NOT to say!! )

[GOPisEvil]

Hey - John Ashcroft, now THERE is a sexy man

[jus_the_facts]

35. Yeah...ya know....he was right about puttin' burkas on those statues too!

:wow:

[LynneSin]

70. And I love his musical stylings!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. So, I got my tongue shoved clear up this

's

[Shananigans]

111. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[sus]

21. I apologize. I was wrong.

Your argument persuaded me to accept your position. Thank you for taking the time to discuss the issue.

[mike_c]

22. seriously-- no one who screams like that is fit to be president....

[sus]

24. Hi! Let me tell you about Multi-level Marketing! My web page is

http://www.pyramidschemesforfunandprofit.com

[No2W2004]

26. Ann is right!

Truman, Kennedy, Carter, and Clinton are all commie scumbag traitors!

Boy is she HOT!

[GOPisEvil]

27. Time to wrap myself in the flag and go to sleep.

[sus]

28. Due to the careless and haphazard use of the word "flag" I am

freezing this thread immediately.

BWAAHAHA! WORSHIP ME! FOR I AM KING MOD OF ALL HE SURVEYS!

[WLKjr]

42. really?

I thought we were just an autonomous collective working for the common good. lol

Thanks Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[sus]

29. Nader For President!

[sus]

30. Everything Thomas Pynchon ever published he stole from me.

Son of a bitch.

Name a price and I'll consider selling you his address, telephone number, and DU username/password.

[pagerbear]

31. That Ann Coulter--such a dainty lady!

Oozing with feminine charm! Don't you all agree?

[sus]

32. HEY. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT TYPING ALL IN CAPS IS RUDE? WELL IT IS.

[jus_the_facts]

33. I'm puttin' YOU on IGNORE....YOU FREEPER!

:evilgrin:

[sus]

34. When I first started this thread,

I had a very specific aspect of a topic I wanted to discuss. I visualized a Utopian thread in which everyone agreed with me, and when I started talking about my topic, everyone was amazed and awed by my wisdom, and they told me how amazing I was and how much they agreed with exactly what I had to say.

Now you all aren't discussing exactly what I started the thread for, and you sometimes disagree with me, and are *not* talking about how smart I am and I am going to BROWBEAT YOU ALL INTO SUBMISSION. I will keep yelling about how you shouldn't be posting in here unless you conform to exactly what I want to post about in this thread!!!! You are all horrible people and should be banned! You WILL discuss this exactly the way I want you to! You bloody flamers! I hate you all! I'm going to make Skinner delete your accounts!

[jus_the_facts]

36. I'm NOT gonna alert on you for that...and I hope you DON'T get tombstoned!

:D

[richmwill]

38. That's it...

I came to this group looking to talk to free-thinkers like myself. But what I have found is a group of people who DON'T worship everything I say, who don't reply to my posts, and disagree with me on a number of issues. Therefore I am leaving, and I swear, on 10 Holy Bibles, that I am never, ever, not in a million years, EVER coming back!!!!

(;) just kidding)
Rich

[sus]

39. oh YEAH? well Vince Foster was killed by the aliens!

The negotiations he was working on collapsed and the aliens killed him. Of course, they made it look like suicide. They are capable of all kinds of foolery.

[richmwill]

49. Damn Aliens

I'll bet you they were hired by Clinton to make it look like a suicide 'cause Foster was gonna reveal to the press the details of Bill's cocaine sales and details of the other people Bill has killed (he killed John Wayne, ya know- he was scared of Wayne's Republican-party influence. That's what I've heard).

[sus]

37. I really miss that thong song.

thong.thong.thong.thong.thong.

let
me
see
that
thong.

[sus]

40. Cats are just rats with no spunk.

[WLKjr]

41. That GWB, gee insn't he such a nice and smart guy

<sarcasm> and a WONDERFUL WARTIME PREZ? we should all support him in the next election and have in for another 4years. </sarcasm>


ewwwwwww I should go wash my screen now and find that little pen that MIB uses to erase one's memory......

lol

[AwakeAtLast]

60. and what an excellent speaker! n/t

[LTR]

43. So... how do you really feel about gun control?

[LTR]

46. I can't believe what they're saying about us on Conservative Underground!!

I think this post will be deleted. :evilgrin:

[sus]

44. oh yeah? well at least i didn't fuck the chicken man.

[sus]

45. i've just received several hundred emails begging me to return

to the "Things NOT To Say While Posting at DU" thread.

to say the most people..i'm..well..i'm touched. in the head AND the heart. i'm moved to the tearing of my eye ducts.

you guys...

you guys are the greatest!

[sus]

47. ok. so i obey the cries for my return. i come back here..awaiting the

adulation. the adoration. the gifts. the money.

and i'm here all of five minutes and what do i get?

nada. zip.

so it's clear to me that these so-called emails were just a cruel campaign to dishearten my spirit and accelerate my failing eye sight.

you people clearly don't appreciate me. in fact..you are probably scoffing at me at this very writing.

well i scoff BACK at you!

and i'm rubber and you're glue so whatever you scoff bounces off of me and scoffingly sticks to you!

[sus]

48. Namaste. After seriously considering what's been happening and the

"bad blood" between us, I want to offer up this poem I wrote to put us back on the road to reconciliation. I think it speaks eloquently about forgiveness and acceptance and bridging bridges.

roses are red
violets are yellow
I will never apologize
for your PATHETIC attempts at logic and coherencE!!

[sus]

50. You're really all the same poster.

Who the hell do you think you're kidding? You need therapy, prozac, and a beating. You keep hijacking this thread away from its avowed purpose of Getting <deleted expletive> for Me. That is the sole purpose of this and every thread, so stop whining about vaseline.

[sus]

51. Ignore me at your peril!! Do what I say!!

[FizzFuzz]

52. my dog just farted

lucky she's small

small but powerful

power--and isn't that what we all really want anyway?

[LTR]

53. Sure

Always blaming it on the dog!

[Zomby Woof]

54. my yak has a pus sore on his butt

Dan Rather put it there in a fit of pique.

[Solly Mack]

83. If you don't lance it soon a freeper will be born

..

[sus]

55. Unless you can play the "Sanford and Son" drinking game while

waxing poetic about a Hegelian interpretation of the Ted McGinley era of "Happy Days" and how Gibbon's Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire is roughly analogous to "Petticoat Junction"'s trajectory, we don't have anything to discuss, and I will remain both the queen of run-on sentences and the person on this thread most likely to wish I were living in Seattle in 1993.

[sus]

56. Damn. I wish someone hadn't stolen all of my old Petula Clark albums!

[NMDemDist2]

57. you are just enjoying the hell out of this aren't you??

I know I'm cracking up Bigtime!!

As soon as I can breathe again, I'll think of something not to say

[sus]

73. I was all giddy last night because

I came home and MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD had sent me the ENTIRE dvd set of Monty Python's Flying Circus for my birthday. THE MEGA set!

[legin]

58. Hey wait a minute, I like Petula Clark

'Down Town' is a brillent song. :evilgrin:

[MontecitoDem]

59. "With All Due Respect"

"with all due respect" means "I am about to disrespect you in a snobby and completely obnoxious sort of way."

Yikes, can we just excise that from our vocabulary????

[AwakeAtLast]

61. That Rush Limbaugh is right on target!

Oh, it hurts to type that, cruel thread.

[AlGore-08.com]

62. I really admire Joe Lieberman.

He's almost as brilliant as Zell Miller!

:spank:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

63. I just bought the new Toby Keith disc! Ask me anything!

[LynneSin]

72. I thought you were a lesbian?

Now I think you're just a redneck hick!!

[Champ]

64. Zell Miller is a great democrat

[Moderator]

65. don't look at me

I didn't say anything

[LibertyorDeath]

66. She wants me to Milk her Breasts. She has double D's that leak

When I got home from work she says would you try my breasts

I want to make sure the Baby is getting enough milk.

Whats a man to do. LOL :)

[Mobius]

67. "George W Bush is a good man"

It hurt me to type that, you better damn well appreciate it.

[elperromagico]

68. "If Strom Thurmond had been elected in 1948..."

You can finish that one yourself. ;)

[NoPasaran]

69. Say what you will about Sean Hannity but he's pretty hot

[LynneSin]

71. That sus has the ugliest cats

unlike her friend LynneSin who owns those adorable 2: Abbott and Evita the Batkiller!

[sus]

74. Whoever made this thread should be banned for wasting my valuable time

[sus]

75. I wonder if anyone has noticed how, whenever this thread isn't at or near

the top of the list, I post in it just to make it appear active even when I don't have anything whatsover to contribute?

[GOPisEvil]

76. Kicking your own threads is a noble exercise.

[sus]

78. It's the red shoes. I can't stop posting.

[GOPisEvil]

79. Everyone needs a hobby!

;-)

[underpants]

77. Tim Russert throws like a GIRL!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1627230

[sus]

80. I have read every post in this useless thread. You are obviously inmates.

[put out]

102. No, we are patients,

and we have a limited amount of computer time to use online.

We have to share. The computer I mean but also our feelings and thinkings.

But we all admire you and would worship at your feet if you would only send your address, and also some money. And a cab token.

[AlGore-08.com]

81. Check out this great Antonin Scalia fan site!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[CO Liberal]

82. "I Don't Think Robb is a Dingbat!"

:-)

[sus]

84. I would prefer that Julie Chen be put down by CBS.

[philosophie_en_rose]

85. So, when are we changing the name to "Reagan Underground?"

:shrug:

[sus]

86. How come there's no one in the Bible named Otis?

[sus]

87. There's a Marvin Bush that they're keeping hidden! Tell your friends!

[sus]

88. May I list you all as Professional References?

[LynneSin]

91. Only in the psychotherapeutical sense

:crazy:

[AspenRose]

89. "We really need to get over what happened in Florida in 2000."

Never, never, NEVER forget.

[screwfacecapone]

93. They hate us becuase we're FREE!

The terrorists hate our freedom, and our music, and our culture, and our suvs.

[screwfacecapone]

90. Maybe Bush isn't such a bad guy after all.

I mean, come on! It's just the stupid liberal media saying all this stuff. The gop will take care of everything.

Now what's up with scott peterson?

*cast american idol vote*

[Parrcrow]

92. I named my new kitten Wolfowitz

[arwalden]

94. Never Say: "I Have A Small 'NO CHRISTIANS' Sign On My Front Door."

[Fleshdancer]

95. It wasn't torture! Hell, those prisoners WANTED to be treated that way!

:(

[sus]

96. Anyone wanna join a suicide cult?

[Endangered Specie]

97. God, Ive been aching to knock up Ann Coulter in the ass...

I just can't take this.

[sus]

98. If you can read this your IGNORE list is probably broken.

[blindpig]

99. Noam Chomsky is right about everything

well, just about...

[sus]

101. hey...he IS! except how to properly poach an egg.

he doesn't know SHIT about that.

[sus]

100. I'm voting for Nader and you can't stop me!

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really am.

And you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really can't stop me.

[sus]

103. I know some people have some issues they need to process around stuff I've

posted... I just wish they'd process it in the open and share with me their feelings and what comes up for them when they feel the things I've posted. I want this to be my caring, nurturing primary support group, and I'm finding that space compromised by these unresolved issues.

So until we come to some sort of consensus, I'm going to marginalize you and deny your truth.

[robertpaulsen]

104. Gilbert Gottfried is the sexiest man alive!

[ronnykmarshall]

105. I just had 24 hour sex! Ask me anything.

[arwalden]

107. You're A God! My Hero!

Stud!

[LynneSin]

109. Come visit me?

:shrug:

[sus]

106. Hey, didja hear Robert Downey, Jr. got arrested again?? Ha ha.. .

addiction is so funny!!! I'm glad none of us are addicted to anything.

Addicts are losers.

[LynneSin]

108. I vote to rename this website "The Reagan Underground"

:eyes:

[sus]

110. I have decided to treat you all to my 425-page thesis on

"Pyschosexual Politics and The Queerness of the 'Now': A Reevaluation" in daily installments of 50 pages each.

You're welcome in advance.

[Shananigans]

112. Ronald Reagan was the best president this country has ever had...

Ugh...my fingers are turning black just from writing that. I think I just poisoned my work computer. YECH.