Things you would NEVER say to politicians!

[UrbScotty]

I would never say to...

George W. Bush:
Wow, Einstein!
You are the most compassionate conservative I know!
Congratulations on that Nobel Peace Prize!
People often ask me why Americans are so united, and I tell them: It's our fabulous Administration!

Dick Cheney:
You have a lot of heart. (okay, that is kinda mean)
Why are you soft on Kerry?

Dennis Kucinich:
Would you like a shake with that triple cheeseburger?

Zell Miller:
Your liberalism threatens us all.

Tom DeLay:
(same as Miller)

Howard Dean:
Would you please speak up? I can't hear you.

North Dakota Governor John Hoeven:
Your state is HAPPENIN'!
How many toppings? (long story)

[BringEmOn]

1. Bill Janklow: Road trip!

Joe Scarborough: Did Lori Klausutis hit her head on the top or bottom of your desk?

[ncrainbowgrrl]

3. ROFL.

Good one!

[UrbScotty]

2. Kick!

:kick:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. There is nothing I would not say to these fucks, given the chance

and that is why I will never get the chance.

But it is nice to dream, ain't it?