CONGRATULATIONS SUS!!!!!! 1000 posts (did I create a monster???)

[LynneSin]

We :loveya: sus - glad to have you here!!!

BTW, you going to Amy's tonight to watch Real World?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Congratulations!!!!

:toast::party::bounce::loveya:

[LynneSin]

2. Obviously we are the 2 folks who care the most

:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. Exactly.

I bet the rest of the people here just pretend to like her. Sure they post on her threads, but it's all an illusion.

[sus]

4. I know everyone is against me. But that's okay. I thrive on adversity. and

vicodin.

yep. adversity and vicodin.

and gin.

adversity, vicodin, gin, pills.

and mascara.

recap: adversity, vicodin, gin, pills, mascara.

and lots of pizza.

nevermind.

THANKS!

[GOPisEvil]

5. No one expects...

...did I mention, free pizza for anyone assisting me with move-in-related program activities?

[sniffa]

6. i Like this sus

and her forked tonge. it's very sexy. grrrr.

[LynneSin]

7. She's very sexy - you 2 should hook up

We tried recruiting GOPisEvil as Sus's love slave but he balked. So the position is open - you interested?

[sniffa]

8. ooh, Love sLave?

wiLL this invoLve some type of restraints and roLe pLaying? if not, i'LL pass.

[LynneSin]

9. You'll find out when you come in for the auditions

and we do expect references!!

[sniffa]

10. sweet

are there any benefits? 401k? do you match?

[sus]

11. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ANY POSTS THAT HAVE NO BEARING ON CONGRATULATING ME

[sniffa]

13. nice

right into the roLe pLay.

[sus]

17. You should all stop doing what YOU want to do and do what I want you to do

That's how Truth and Justice will prevail.

[sus]

12. ok. i'm sorry. to make up for my wicked ways, i'm giving everyone here

a free copy of my new novel, "@lass."

it's about me. my life. you know. that good stuff.

[LynneSin]

15. Sounds like something I can read during one trip to the john

and still have time to play with my toilet obsessed cat - Evita the Batkiller

[Zomby Woof]

14. that's sus-ariffic!

:toast:

[newyawker99]

16. Congrats sus!

:toast: