Now I've heard everything....

[tekriter]

one of the freepers in my office thinks that this combination:

1. general lack of morality

2. war against the A-rabs

3. death of Saint Ronnie

are SURE SIGNS of the END TIMES.

Reagan's death was the capper and now he's positive this is just about it.

:silly:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. I have a coworker who feels the same way

I keep e-mailing to ask if he's still there and I've been left behind.

:evilgrin:

[Wickerman]

6. I had one that I kept asking for his car keys

that way, when he was called up yonder I wouldn't have to hotwire his car. He loved that car, was very anal about detailing it and mine was a piece of crap I never cleaned. I think it really worried him that he might get called home at work and I would actually take possession of his baby.

[sus]

2. I think you should encourage his paranoid delusions because that's

What Jesus Would Do.

[JuniperLea]

3. isn't that supposed to be the pope?

I've been waiting for that poor old guy to say his last Rosary...
I'm not Catholic, but I've always admired him.

Wasn't it a Nostradamus prediction that notes the current pope's death as a sign the end is near?

Maybe your office freeper is right though... I'm pretty sure our president or one of his cronies is the anti-Christ.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Hmmm...none of those is listed in the Sun's 100 end times prophesies...

Tell him he can rest easy until the scorpions come crawling out of the desert, and then back away as fast as you can. ;)

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. I've seen lots of carpenter ants... does that count?

[1monster]

7. Is there any way to stop those horrible little wood eating critters?

They keep eating pieces of my home. The termites die. The carpenter ants get knocked out for a minute or two, then get back up and keep eating!

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. I think the only really complete solution is to burn the place down.

I know with carpenter ant service through local exterminators, it's called "carpenter ant treatments" suggesting perpetual control.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Wow! Then maybe it could be just the beginning of End times...

Pre End times...;)

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. I'll keep my eyes open for the "horned one"

just in case... While I'm at it I'll try to convert said Carpenter Ants so that when the rapture happens I won't have to keep paying the exterminator.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. ...and I will pray for our collective souls...

:hi:

[Bertha Venation]

8. lack of morality?

by whose standard?

/rhetorical question

[tekriter]

13. Why his, of course - which any good American would

agree with...

any good non Ay-rab, non Jewish, non atheist, non commie Christian, that is.

And you DO remember that Superman was on our side too, right? Truth, Justice and the American Way?

This guy also told me once that "people like me" shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Bertha Venation]

14. what a winner

of course you shouldn't be allowed to vote; you won't vote like him!

[TrogL]

9. Tell him to give you all his worldy possessions

He won't be needing them.

If he refuses, accuse him of a lack of faith.

[johnnie]

15. I have two here in the office with me

I noticed some cassette tapes in my supervisors office the other day. It was something like "Getting prepared for the end of times. Are you ready?" I had a little chuckle about that. Yesterday I was in his office (I'm covering for him while he is away on vacation) and the other engineer came in and asked me if I had seen the tapes he lent to the supervisor. Good greif...

On a sidenote: something I thought was pretty funny. The supervisor is a very religious, conservative freeper type. He took his family (wife and 4 children) to Disney world (land) whatever one is in Florida. What he didn't know was...he planned it during "Gay Day". I thought that was classic.

[CJCRANE]

17. Ronald Wilson Reagan...

each name has 6 letters...